Eli's oneshots dsmp/mcyt x reader

🤣shorty🤣

Pov y/n's bf Quackity is trying to seduce them (but failing).

"Hold on chat I think they're here actually" he spoke hushed "hey y/n can you come in here!?" He shouted through the house. As you walked in the room Alex was sitting facing his monitors talking to chat "chat- no chat- calm down, I can do this- they're gonna fall for it." He spoke whispering into his mic, it was bearing audible to you. "Yeah?" You asked leaning against the rock wall behind him, in view of the camera perched on his monitor. "Hola mamasita~" Alex turned to you. "Really Alex? We're doing this again?" You replied fed up already smiling. Alex turned to his chat which was now filled with bad pickup lines "it's a good thing I've got my library card" he said picking up an Argos gift card off his desk making sure not to show the details to the stream "because I am checking you out~"

Looking at the card you burst out laughing. "That's.. that's not.... even a library card" you choked out in between laughs. Alex just sat there staring at you intently, a smug smile plastered on his face.

After calming down Alex was still staring, ignoring his stream. "What?" You asked standing up straight wiping your face just in case something was on it "is- is there something on my face?"

Alex stands up and moves closer to
y/n. Considering his height he drags his chair over and stands on it to finally be taller than them. Looking up into his eyes y/n gives him a confused look.

"I must be an angel because I'm falling for you" leaning in, the chair starts to creak, slightly turning under his feet. finally, the chair gave out as he was centimeters away from y/n's face, heads bumping as he fell, falling on the floor because his short ass couldn't deal with his height. the chair still spinning where he had stood before. Y/n wasn't even gonna bring up the fact that line was wrong.

y/n was concerned for their boyfriend obviously, but they were more concerned about the stream still being flooded with "f"s and "LMFAO"s. so before they went to check on Alex they stepped over his body lying on the floor being EXTRA dramatic and walked over to his pc, giggling to themselves. with a quick wave and a cute "bye-bye," they ended the stream and helped their boyfriend, kissing the small bump on his head.

Extra

Dadza- omg are you ok man that looked like it hurt?

Wilby- welp that was stupid.

Tommy(the child)innit- hahahahahaha you're so fucking short!! I'm 6 fucking 3! I'm a big man!

alex's discord pinged every 2 seconds from his friends asking if he was ok or making fun of him for being short. "sorry baby" y/n said "but Tommy's right you're fucking short" they leant down to kiss him on the lips smiling evily before landing theirs on his.