Eli's oneshots dsmp/mcyt x reader

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Y/n pov

just another night of streaming, ya know? clay talking to me on discord, chat tryna guess how I look... and don't forget the shipping... try and guess with who. ill give you a hint. they're green and faceless... yup, clay or dream or 'best speed runner and Minecrafter in the world' as he calls himself. you know I don't like to be cliche and deny my feelings for my best friend until the last moment. so I won't. I'm in love with a faceless green blob YouTuber... fuck my life.

How long have I known him? Umm, I would say since I started streaming. He wasn't the first person I met in the whole world of streaming, but he certainly was the most irresistible. This was all about three years ago, so quite a long time.

Back to what I was saying at the start. Just another stream. Another day of ships with my best friend, which I may or may not encourage secretly, wink wink. I was playing on the SMP when out of nowhere clay just says, "I bet you're short" out of no-where like... what the actual fuck... "excuse me bitch?!" This... this man. Calling me... mee short!...
"You're probably really short. Like elf height... 4 foot tall at most" he said it so nonchalantly like- i- bitch.
"I bet you're fucking blond like ugh🤢🤮" I fake gag because you know... dramatic much. "You'd love to find out wouldn't you?" To put this into context... I have never seen my best friend's face. He's faceless even to me. It's kinda like- I don't know... it puts the whole aspect of the unknown into the relationship. I know I know y/n y/n he could be a 40-year-old man tryna groom you... I'm 18 I can handle myself. I grew up on the internet, my pc was my babysitter until I was 13.
"Pardon? Ew no dEScOusTanG" quoting vine good work y/n I'm proud of you! "Did you just... did you just quote a meme?" "Vine!" I'm so fucking happy right now how did that even happen. Vines are the best man "anyways... do you wanna call after you finish? you've been streaming for three hours already." Oh my god have I actually... Christ. "Mhm hold on a sec ill just end now." 🎶deafening🎶 "ok chat. I'm gonna end now as I just said I'll be streaming tomorrow at... 5 pm GB time. Hopefully, I see you all then. Drink some water, get some sleep and get some love. I LOVE YOU ALL SOOO MUCHHHHHHH" and we're done. I'm all alone- welp clays there but he's... He's in America, ok. 🎶undeafening🎶 "wait, wait don't leave me!... nick! NICK! Don't go... help" screamed dream not realizing I was back "yo?" I said confused "you good?"

"ummn yeah how- can- are you good?" dream spoke clearly struggling to recover from that "how much did you hear?" he questioned further "I'm good, and umm I heard 'wait, wait don't leave me! nick! nick! Don't go. help' "I quoted in a monotone voice like was reading outloud in english. "urrrrrr ok... good, good." he spoke, "do you umm wanna call on something else discord is kinda weird right now..."

"sure you call me tho I can't be asked to swap apps" I replied clearly fine with it. ok... so... he called me... umm but it wasn't what I expected... he- he video called me. I declined and messaged him "mistake?" he saw it... he left me on seen.... then he video called me again... ok... not a mistake. "hey?" I answered camera facing my roof not looking at my phone "hey!" he spoke cheerfully. I could tell he wanted me to show my face or even just look at the screen but honestly, I was kinda scared. yes i have known him for ages its just... ✨insecure✨. We love it. "Ummm. Why are we on a face time? we're both kinda faceless" i spoke unsure.

(A/n time for me being lazyyyyyyyyy)

D: "Why should being faceless stop me from seeing my best friend?"

Y/n: "george? Nick?"

D: "you dumbass. Anyways ive facetimed corpse so many times..."

Y/n: "YoU kNoW WhAT He LOoKS LiKE!!" i lifted the phone to show my face from utter shock "Tell me! Tell me now. No. dont. pivacy. But do. But dont" i rambled on

D: "wow"

Y/n "what?" I finally looked at the screen. Blue, brown and green. Damn. Blue eyes. Brown hair. Green merch. Overload... yey "shit"

Extra: roadman... (im british so I've seen them in the wild... ig)

D: "yoooo you kinda fine thoooo. Get that peng ting over here"