Mr Grammar:
Hey kid :)
peter:
hi Mr Grammar
I can't believe u texted me first!
i'm very shocked
Mr Grammar:
Yeah, well I was in a meeting
And everyone there is really boring
peter:
Oh
so i'm your second choice
i see how it is :/
Mr Grammar:
Don't feel bad kid
If I'm being honest I'd rather talk to you than those bozos
peter:
Awwww
I love you too Mr Grammar
Mr Grammar:
WHAT
NO
I DIDN'T SAY THAT
peter:
but it was implied
Mr Grammar:
NO
IT WASN'T
peter:
YES
IT WAS
Mr Grammar:
WHY ARE YOU WRITING IN ALL CAPS?
peter:
because you are, dummy
Mr Grammar:
Oh, I see
And don't call me dummy
I'll have you know
That I'm definitely the smartest person in the world
peter:
Nah
the smartest person in the world is Tony Stark
and you are definitely not Tony Stark
Mr Grammar:
How do you know I'm not Tony Stark?
For all you know I am Tony Stark and you just insulted me
peter:
well...
are you Tony Stark?
Mr Grammar:
No
peter:
YOU ARE READING
sorry wrong number
Fanfictionthe cliche story where peter accidentally texts the wrong number, and the wrong number happens to be iron man, obviously. and all hell breaks loose. I do not own marvel, surprise surprise.