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Part 26

peter:
hey guysssss
hows everyone's days going????

not nat:
HIIIIII PETEYYYYY
ITS GOING GOODDDDD

Mr Grammar:
He's lying
It's been not good

not nat:
Hush child
it's fine peter
everything is just fine

peter:
what happened???

nat:
not me burnt the kitchen down

peter:
WHAT?!!!! HOW?!!!!
By accident????

nat:
no on purpose (note the blatant sarcasm)

bucket:
he was trying to cook dinner for his wife cause it was there anniversary
and he ended up leaving the oven on overnight

Mr Grammar:
LIKE A BOZO
WHO FORGETS TO TURN OFF THE OVEN
YOU DIDNT EVERN BAKE ANYTHING WHY WAS IT ON IN THE FIRST PLACE????

not nat:
look when i cook i black out
so for that period of time that i'm cooking i have no clue what i've just done
and this time it just happened to end really badly

Capsicle:
You are banned from the kitchen
Forever

not nat:
yeah that's probably for the best

peter:
yeah but at least the gesture was sweet
i mean don't get me wrong it was completely stupid
but it's sweet you wanted to cook your wife dinner

not nat:
THANK YOU
AT LEAST SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

peter:
oh yeah totally
earlier this year tried to cook my boyfriend dinner for his birthday
i forgot the salt
he still ate it though

Mr Grammar:
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nat:
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bucket:
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Capsicle:
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not nat:
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Mr Grammar:
YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND

nat:

YOURE DATING SOMEONEWHAT THE ABSOLUTE HELLL PETER

not nat:
I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULDVE KNOWN THIS
also run cause nat just used absolute in a sentence, she's out for blood

bucket:
what's his name?

peter:
woah woah woah
one at a time guys

Capsicle:
What's his name?

peter:
Wade Wilson, he goes to my school but he's a year older

Mr Grammar:
How long have you dated him for?

peter:
It was our six month anniversary last month

nat:
that's pretty impressive

peter:

yeah hes pretty awesome

anywayyyyy

i actually wanted to tell you all something!!!!

STARK INTERNSHIP IS STARTING NEEXT WEEKKKK

IM GOING TO BE WORKING IN THE SAME BUILDING AS TONY STARK

EEEEEEEK

Mr Grammar:

Thats exciting kiddo,

I can't wait for you to join the team

peter:

thanks Mr Grammar

im really nervous

nat:

you have literally nothing to be nervous about

if anyone deserves to have an opportunity like this its you

peter:

unfortunately some people dont agree with you

bucket:

whats that supposed to mean?

peter:

Uhhhhhh nothing forget i said anything

Mr Grammar:

Well whatever that was referencing they're all bozos and arent worth you time

not nat:

awwww look at tony in his dad mode

its adorable

peter:

hate to break it you guys

but Mr Grammar is not my dad

Mr Grammar:

Yeah guys, I'm just the kids friend who gives him advice

and wants the best for him

and makes sure he's eating

nat:

sureeeeeee

bucket:

sureeeee

not nat:

sureeeeee

capsicle:

Sure

Also Peter are you not eating?

It's very important for a growing boy to eat at least 3 meals a day

peter:

IM EATING

I SWEAR TO GOD YOU HAVE FRUITLOOPS FOR DINNER ONCE AND YOUR MARKED FOR LIFE

Mr Grammar:

Yeah well, someone has to make sure its not everyday

peter:

and i appreciate that greatly

anywhoooooo i have a mountain ton of homework to do

and an energy drink calling my name

see ya later my dudes

not nat:

where?

capsicle:

where?

nat:

where?

bucket:

where?

Mr Grammar:

do you think he only used dudes because of my friend comment?

also byeeee kid ily too.