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Part 30

earths greatest and stupidest heroes

Iced Americano:

Ok team, today is the day!

wing guy:

jesus christ cap it is way too early for whatever this is going to be

nat:

shut up sam

you have no idea how much i need this

Iced Americano:

As we all know, today is the day

too fast:

actually no

we have no idea what this is about

Iced Americano:

The day we meet Peter

wing guy:
who the fuck is peter?

Iced Americano:
Language!
Anyway, today is the most important thing we will ever have to do in our hopefully long lifetimes

Mischief Managed:
speak for yourself peasant
i just bought a pet llama last week so you can take your pep talk and shove it where even Heimdal can't see it

Thor Odinson:
Please ignore my brother
His newly acquired llama seems to have a nasty habit of spitting on him when he's asleep

Mischief Managed:
DONT YOU DARE SPEAK ILL OF PEDRO
he's only checking if i'm still alive
better then whatever you did

Iced Americano:
Uhhh ok, moving on

We must be vigilant on how we act from today onwards

guy in the vent:

what if he hates us????

what if he realises that we're actually really uncool??????

has anyone considered the fact that we are the most dysfunctional group of humans and some non-humans to ever exist????

but on a totally different topic we should totally start a band

nat:

clint you're losing it 

take five and come back with a clear head

you can't keep suggesting to form a band every time you freak out

metal arm:

yeah cause who would the lead singer be anyway?

none of us can hold a tune 

and what would a band be without a singer?

guy with the wings:

ok this conversation is making less and less sense 

someone explain