Wolverine x MCU

chapter two

After the party ended and everyone went home except for Rhodey  Maria and Helen cho who were still hanging out with Tony Steve Logan thor bruce Clint and Natasha as they were talking about thor's hammer

Clint: but it's a trick

Thor: oh no it's much more then that

Clint: oh whosoever be he worthy shall haveth the power (mocking) whatever man it's a trick

Thor: well then please be my guest
(Points at the hammer)

Clint: come on really

Thor: yeah

(Clint gets up and walks towards the hammer)

Tony: Clint you've had a tough week we won't hold it against you if you can't get it up

Clint: you know I've seen this before right (as he tries lifting the hammer but can't) (laughs) I just don't know how you do it

Tony: silent judgment

Clint: stark  please by all means

(As Tony walks up)

Tony: never been one to shrink from an honest challenge  it's physics  right so If i lift it i then rule asgard

Thor: yes of course

Tony: i will be reinstating prima nocta
(As he tries lifting it but can't) be right back (he then gets a Iron man hand to lift it still nothing as even Rhodey tries helping him)

Rhodey: are we even pulling

Tony: are you on my team

Rhodey: just represent pull

Tony: alright  let's go (as they both pull still does nothing)

(Then banner tried as he roars like the hulk  then Logan tries still does nothing)

Logan: seriously (as tries lifting it with two of his claws still nothing)

(Then Steve walked up to try )

Clint: come on cap

(As he lefts it  it moved an inch making Thor shocked but then gives up and sits back down)

Thor: (laughs) nothing (laughs)

Logan: nat

Clint: widow

Natasha: oh no that's not a question I need answered

Tony: all deference to the man who would be king but it's rigged

Clint: you bet your ass

Maria: oh Steve he said a bad language word

Steve: (looking at Tony) did you tell everyone about that

Tony: the handles imprinted right like a security code  whosoever is carrying thor's fingerprints is i think the literal translation

Thor: yes that's a very  very interesting theory  I have a simpler one (as he lifts the hammer with ease) your all not worthy

(Everyone boos and laughs  then they hear a loud ringing noise as Tony tries tuning something down as a messed up Iron legion bot is walking towards them)

Ultron: worthy  no how could you be worthy your all killers

Steve: stark

Tony: Jarvis the legionnaire just forgot a buggy suit

Ultron: sorry  I was asleep  or was I a dream no i was tangled in strings  had to kill the other guy  he was a good guy

Logan: you killed someone