Wolverine x MCU

chapter one

As Natasha was in the bathroom on a boat headed for Norway as she calls Ross as she and Logan left their things and trackers behind so Ross would find nothing as Logan and Laura were waiting outside for her

Natasha: don't do this

Ross: do what

Natasha: come after me and Logan I mean you're embarrassing yourself
It looks desperate

Ross: thought maybe you'd be calling me to cut a deal cause from my vantage point it's the federal fugitives  who's desperate

Natasha: from my vantage point you look like you could use some bed rest
What is this  your second triple bypass

Ross: I wouldn't worry about me
We got Barton  we got Willson
And that other guy the incredible shrinking convict  rogers is on the run all you got is the animal and his kid

Natasha: and that's all I need

Ross: where are you three gonna go

Natasha: I've lived a lot of lives before I met you Ross  you shouldn't have gone to all this trouble  I'm done

Ross: does Howlett know about your past

(As she hangs up and puts a sweatshirt on and walks out to meet Logan and Laura outside as the get out and watch the boat sail through as she and Logan dump their phones in the ocean so Ross won't be able to trace them as enter Norway they rent a car and grab some groceries as they drive up to their new trailer Natasha set them up with her contact Rick Mason as the three of them head inside to see if any one was inside
As Natasha and Logan found Rick asleep on their bed as she wakes him)

Natasha: you're in our bed

Rick: I'm  I'm not even under the covers
Got all three of you passports and you two visas and a couple of local drivers licenses  mix and match you both should be able to stretch it to twenty or so identities

Natasha: (looking at the id's) fanny longbuttom

Logan: Sylvester Gordon

Rick: what

Natasha: what are you twelve

Logan: seriously

Rick: those are legitimate names (chuckles) we've got a generator outside
It's petrol powered and the septic tank will need a flush in a couple of weeks but you know I've got a guy coming for that  you both have to haul your rubbish into town its just a twenty minute drive  I've got your basic hardware kit stashed under the stairs

Natasha: nice

Logan: thanks

Rick: are you both okay

Natasha: why wouldn't we be

Rick: I hear things  you know something about the avengers getting divorced and the black widow and the Wolverine are getting married and congrats on that by the way

Logan/ Natasha: thanks

Natasha: and the avengers thing  it's fine  I'm better with him anyway

Rick: are you sure

Natasha: yeah

Rick: because you guys can tell me you know  that's the way the whole friends thing works

Logan: we know we have friends

Rick: people who have friends don't call me

Natasha: and I don't pay you to worry