Wolverine x MCU

chapter five

As they reach Melina's house as she finishes running tests with her pigs
As the five of them walk up to her

Alexi: honey  we're home

As Melina says nothing and leads them inside her house as the five of them fellow

Melina: welcome to my humble abode
Make yourselves at home

(As Natasha fellows Melina to the kitchen where she opens her secret room of weapons to put her snipper rifle away)

Natasha: hey no funny business

Melina: I'm putting away my weapon

(As yelena and Laura set at the dinner table in the living room as alexi went into the bathroom to change into his red guardian suit as Natasha and Logan are looking around as Melina fellows)

Natasha: are there any booby traps around here

Melina: I didn't raise my girls to fall in traps

As Natasha is getting water from the sink

Natasha: you didn't raise us at all

Melina: oh maybe so  but if you got soft it wasn't on my watch  (looks at Logan)
I'm guessing this is the man you're engaged to

Natasha: yes  and that's our daughter

Melina: oh so I'm a grandma

Natasha: ah no actually because you weren't really my mother

Melina: I could say the same thing about you

Natasha: yeah well at least I actually care and love her

Logan: any way  who about we join yelena and Laura at the table

(As the four of them sat at the table as they all heard alexi in the bathroom trying to get his suit to fit him )

Melina: let's drink (as Melina grabs some vodka and pours it into a shot glass)

As alexi came out wearing his red guardian suit as everyone turned around to see him

Alexi: still fits

(Melina whistles)

Yelena: oh my God

Melina: I never washed it once

Logan: (whispers to Natasha) I can tell

Melina: come and drink

Alexi: (singing) rise you soldiers of salvation  (scatting)  family  back together again  with some more added family

Melina: mmm seeing as our family construct was just a calculated ruse that only lasted three years  I don't think that we can use this term anymore can we

(As alexi passes the chicken to Logan as he puts some on his plate then put some on Laura's plate)

Natasha: agreed  so here's what's gonna happen

Alexi: okay  a reunion then huh and uh (looking at Melina) I'd like to say something right off the bat  you haven't aged a day huh  your still as beautiful and as supple as the day they staged our marriage

(As Natasha Yelena and Logan each took a shot of vodka to get that image out their heads )

Melina: you got fat  but still good

Alexi: (chuckles) I just got out of prison I uh   I have a lot of energy

Natasha: please don't do that