*Texts my dad last night*
Me: a girl at school called me a name...
Dad: *calls me giving me fighting advice*
*today*
Me: so dad called me last night giving me fighting advice
Mom: I know he told me.. did he sound drunk?
Me: I dont know and I dont care, I wasnt really listening, I pulled away from the phone and texted you and was on Facebook.... I said okay most of the time.
Moe: haha
Me: its not like im actually gunna fight her, im just gunna scare her...
Mom: what did he like... say?..
Me: idk... stuff like "dont puff out your chest and talk, its just a distraction, go straight for the jaw"
Mom: oh my god..
Moe: hahaha! Then why does he puff out his chest??? Haha "its just a distraction" my ass!
Me and mom: *laughing*
Me: oh my god... I shouldve said that..
Mom: why didn't you??
Me: didnt wanna fight *shrugs* hes an asshole anyways
Moe: duhhh mommm
Mom: moe, shut up.
Me: *says teasingly* God mom stop ruining our lives!!
Moe: yeah mom god!
Mom: doe you better shut the fuck up before I make you! *throws pillow at me*
Me: Hissss!
Mom: *rolls her eyes and walks away*
