*little brother messing around with a fake butcher knife*
Me: *takes it from him*
Tino: hey
Me: youre playing with my tablet so let me play with this
Tino: fine
Me: little child of satan
Grandma: *hears satan* did some one say satan??
Me: no grandma
Grandma: oh because... *starts giving us a lecture about satan and leaves*
Me: *sighs amd whispers* Hail satan....satan...satan..
*says Satan over and over*
Tino: Doe...
Me: WHat?
Tino: *sighs*
Me: Sorry, but grandma and grandpa are too religious.....