*has le aux cord in car and listening to SWS*
Me: Kellin Quinn is hot
Mom: Who's that
Me:the singer
Mom:of this song?
Me: yEs mOm
Mom: I thought Kellin was a girls name
Me: ohMYFUCK mOM Kellin can be guys name too!!!
Mom: So this is a guy?
Me: yESSSS
Mom: Doe..... we both know he's wayyyy too old for you
Me: GOSH MOM WHY CANT YOU JUST LET ME FANTASIZE?!
Mom: cuz im a dream crusher heh
Me: ;-; *mentally flips her off*