This is seriously what we do in our lives. .

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*oven beeps*

Me: *runs out into kitchen* I HEARD IT *Takes pizza out for older sister and walks out to the living room* soo uhhh like im to lazy to cut the damn pizza so.... yeah...

Moe: Oh that's okay just bring it to me like that

Me: *rolls my eyes walking back* whaaateverrr...*comes back with her pizza and mimicks a snoty girls voice* so like be careful because it just literally came out of the fucking oven. So its hot

Moe: *snoty girls voice* like seriously? ... over there's my drink you should get it for me

Me: uhhh *looks at her glass on the table* Do you like need a refill or something?

Moe: uh idk do I? Im not sur-

Me: hell yeah you do..*refills her cup and hands it to her* drink it you slut

Moe: boo you whore

Me: *walks away*

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