Sister (moe) : Jesus Christ...
Me: Jesus fucking Christ
Moe: what did mom get mad you for saying last night??
Me: for saying Jesus Christ
Moe: oh well like what happened
Me: I was like JESUS CHRIST and she was like DONT SAY THAT and I was like kay..
Moe: haha
Me: and like in my head, after she yelled at me I was like Jesus Christ
Moe: hahaha
Me: then after awhile I was like Jesus but I caught myself and was like "Jesus is good, go to chruch. Hail satan. I mean stay holy" and then mom just gave me this look
Moe:hahaha woow