Jesus Christ

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Sister (moe) : Jesus Christ...

Me: Jesus fucking Christ

Moe: what did mom get mad you for saying last night??

Me: for saying Jesus Christ

Moe: oh well like what happened

Me: I was like JESUS CHRIST and she was like DONT SAY THAT and I was like kay..

Moe: haha

Me: and like in my head, after she yelled at me I was like Jesus Christ

Moe: hahaha

Me: then after awhile I was like Jesus but I caught myself and was like "Jesus is good, go to chruch. Hail satan. I mean stay holy" and then mom just gave me this look

Moe:hahaha woow

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