(Hiiiiiii!!! Remember the friend who I asked to write the Axl Rose smut!? Well they were so kind to help me/write this Danzig one for me since they're deeper into his/heavier music than I am! Anyway, enjoy!!)
I was 18 and it was 1988. I had to get a job so I could make some money. A band called Type O Negative were coming out with their new album and I wanted to buy it as soon as it came out. So in order to make some money I had picked up a job at a sex shop near my place called "in out sex shop". The job was pretty boring and sometimes kinda gross... especially when the occasional elderly lady came in.
One day I was sitting at the counter reading the newest issue of circus magazine. Im reading a column about Jon Bon Jovi and who he is dating, pretty trashy shit... Its been a pretty slow day for business so I was starting to get pretty tired. I was very near deciding to take a nap before I Hear a man go "Miss?"
I put down my magazine and its the one and only Glenn Danzig! I tried to keep my cool since I was just moving onto an article about him.
"Hey there! Welcome to In Out, do you need help with something?"
"Yeh I would just like to check out."
"Alright, thats no problem"
I folded my page and closed the magazine I was reading.
"Anything about Danzig in that issue?" He asked
"Yeh! I was just about to start an articule about you guys, I love your band!"
"Why Thank you" he said and did a silly little bow while I giggled.
He put his product on the counter. Sometimes it's funny checking out what the people are buying, and so when I went to scan Glenn's Item I saw what he was buying. He was buying a Glass Rose looking Dildo thing that was actually one of our best sellers.
As I was scanning his item and wondering why the fuck he was buying such thing, I noticed that he was watching the movie playing on the mini TV in the corner of the shop. I was alone in the shop today so I had put on my favorite movie- (your favorite movie)
"Good Movie" Glenn said.
"Yeh, I really like it", I said
"Y'a know this is actually one of our best sellers" I said as I gestures to the toy.
OH MY GOD WHY WOULD I SAY THAT!?!?!
"Oh really?" He said. He looked very intrigued.
"Yeh"
"Well I'm not actually with anyone right now, im just buying it for a special someone I in hopes come across."
"Oh really?" I responded
"Yeh" he responded as h moved closer to me.
"Do you have a bathroom or something here?" He asked.
"Yeh we do, just through that door on the left" I said.
"What's through that door?" He asked again.
"Oh thats just another room, a sort of lounge" I said.
"Sounds much better than a bathroom..." he told me.
At this point I knew where he was going...
I went to go get the key and brought him to the lounging room. There was just a couch, a mini TV playing the same thing the other one was, and a mini fridge where we just kept some water bottles.
Glenn led me to the couch and laid me down. He started making out with my passionately and taking our clothes off. He started to reach his hands down and he unbuttoned my jeans. He started to rub my clit.
"Ugh Glenn!" I moaned. All of a sudden he stoped and ran out and came back in with the glass rose dildo thing. He took it out of package and spit on it.
"Y'a like that?..." he said smirking wildly. "Y-yes!" I said as he started to thrust the toy into me.
"Glenn Im gonna cum!" I said as he kept thrusting the toy into me.
"Go ahead..." He said as I came all over the glass rose falice.
We put our clothes back on and he turned to me and said "thanks for being my special someone, you can keep it" as he handed me the toy.
"Thanks" I said.
With that he gave me his number and left. Right after he left I realized that I forgot to turn the TV off...
