Yoongi & Hoseok's guide to not dating

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If you think the party is over, dong dong! Congratulations on being wrong!

But that's completely fine cuz Hoseok too, was wrong about sneaking away from the party before anyone notices his absence.

Now the problem is, Hoseok's presence is like a shining morning sun and not noticing his presence would be like not noticing the sun hadn't risen one day, which is undoubtedly impossible. Like, c'mon, the sun didn't rise one day and no one noticed- ha-ha!

And so here he is, talking and laughing in a table full of fun people, fun because nobody gave him a weird look when he claps his hands faster than light's speed while laughing; at least nobody gave him a weird look yet , there's still some time left so, let's not hope too high.

At one point, Yoongi too grabs a chair and sits beside Seokjin, "My cousin didn't tell me you're a teacher." Yoongi must be a vampire because Hoseok swears Yoongi just materializes in empty spaces near warm bodies. Besides, how can he gleam in the dark like a diamond?

Hoseok straightens, flapping at the air in front of his face and trying to clear the confusion. "Your cousin?"

"My cousin, " Yoongi repeats slower, hand motioning to the boy beside him- Seokjin.

Turning, Hoseok yells over his shoulder, "Jinnie hyung! You are Yoongi's cousin?"

He jumps at the volume of Hoseok's voice, but quickly schools himself. "Ah, yes. I am"

Hoseok looks at him like he's seeing a new person in front of him. How dare you not tell me that THE Min Yoongi is your cousin? His eyes are going back and forth between two cousins. Well, they look damn fine though, it must be in their Deoxyribonucleic Acid to be effortlessly gorgeous. And exhales, "You two might be the hottest cousin duo I'd ever seen."

While Jin has an amused glint in his eyes, Yoongi blanches, like he's afraid Hoseok is about to offer to have sex with him again, and Hoseok bursts out laughing.

He realizes he should be mortified that Past Hoseok was so dramatically inappropriate, but it's not like he's that much better now, and regret isn't really his speed anyway. For the count of three quick breaths, Yoongi and he grin at each other in intense shared amusement. Their eyes are cartoon-spiral wild.

But then his smile straightens as he seems to remember that Hoseok is ridiculous.

"I promise to not proposition you at your cousin's party," he tells him, pseudo–sotto voce.

Yoongi mumbles an awkward "Thanks."

Jin asks, "Hoseok propositioned you?"

In response, Yoongi nods, holding eye contact with Hoseok for a couple more seconds before looking over to his cousin. "He did."