wilbur soot x y/n (ironic fanfiction)

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Saturday 21st of July:

y/n was rudely awakened by her mother screaming her name...

"Y/N!" "Y/N!" "WAKE UP RAT!"

she picked her phone up from her bedside table to see 8 missed calls from her best friend George but before she could press the call back button, her mother called again.

"Y/N, YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT!! GET DOWN HERE NOW I HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED TO DO FOR ME!!!"

"Okay, okay" she muttered, annoyed that her mother had a task for her at 7 in the morning on a Saturday "ill be down now!!" she shouted back in a tired, grumpy tone

she jumped out of bed and climbed over the piles of clothes scattered across her floor to her wardrobe. she chucked on a Calvin Klein sports bra and nike pro shorts. then tied her hair back into a loose bun at the back of her head. She looked flawless.

she started to run down the stairs as her mother screeched again

"Y/N HURRY!!"

she rolled her eyes as she reached the bottom of the stairs and entered the kitchen her mother glared at her from across the room, she was leaning against the fridge with a fag in her hand watching the news.

"took ya long enough."

"what do you need mum" y/n said in a sarcastic manor, deep down she knew it would be something useless, or something that her mother could've done herself.

"I'm gonna need ya to pop to the shop and get me some condoms, jack is coming over"

y/n scoffed

"can't you just do it yourself mum?" y/n asked

"as you can see luv I'm mid ciggy"

*ffs* y/n thought

she grabbed her purse off the island along with the house keys and walked to the door. as she got to the door she slipped on her fake Calvin Klein sliders and unlocked the door. But, before she could even step foot outside of her house she heard her mothers croaky voice yell her name again.

"oh and y/n! get me another pack of cigarettes would you?"

y/n turned around and flashed a sarcastic smile at her mother before turning around again and stepping outside, closing and locking the door behind her as she set off down the street.

as she reached the supermarket and stepped inside, her big beady blue eyes shifted to a purple colour as her eyes lit up with joy. she had completely forgotten that her best friend George was working his shift today! she looked down at her phone once again to see a text from her mother,

"btw y/n you should use the change to get yourself some dinner, I might be gone a while ;)"

she frowned but her face quickly brightened by the notification that showed up next. it was from George.

"hey y/l/n, can't talk, on my shift, but ill try text u :)"

she smiled at him from across the store and nonchalantly waved at him, before walking through to the 'personal items' isle...