the kind worker lead her to the counter to grab some fags and pay. luckily, the counter the man took her to was the one that her best friend George was working at that day. the worker smiled at her and walked away.
"condoms huh?" George smiled while scanning them
"for my mum" y/n rolled her eyes
"thought so" he grinned
"oh and that reminds me, mum wants some ciggies. you can give me them right??"
he raised a brow
"what are you asking me to do? break the law for you?"
we stared at each other with blank expressions for a few minutes before cracking up.
"I'm kidding!!" George chuckled as he picked a pack of cigarettes off the shelf behind him and scanned it.
"will that be all for you today?" he said in a phony cashier voice. y/n chucked her money at George and grabbed the condoms and fags. she walked off chuckling under her breath. leaving the shop and entering the greggs next door to get a sandwich for 'dinner' at 9 am
MEANWHILE IN THE TESCO
"Hey my shift is over I'm out!!" the tall worker said to George while walking past his check-out counter.
"lucky, wish that were me!!" George laughed as he waved at the man leaving and shouted "Have a good day will!"
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sorry this chapter is shorter than usual guys I was hit by a bus into the ocean where I had to swim to land where i found out my pet narwhal had passed away, hope you understand <3
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wilbur soot x y/n (ironic fanfiction)
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