wilbur soot x y/n (ironic fanfiction)

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she walked down the aisle scanning the shelves for the condoms that her mother needed. y/n finally spotted them.. on the TOP SHELF!!! y/n being the smol bean she was panicked because she knew she could never reach. she started to blush with anxiety. How could she ask a sales assistant where the condoms were??

*i could ask george???* she thought, yet at that moment, he wasn't to be seen anywhere. so, since there was nothing else to do, she jumped, reaching her arm out to grab the condoms, and gripping the shelves with her other arm. after doing it about 5 times she ran out of breath, and stood there panting as she looked up at the condoms. suddenly her eyes shifted across the aisle to a tall hunky man with dark long silky brown hair walking towards her. she lost herself in his cute gaze. at that moment, everything seemed to go in slow motion.

"Can i help you with anything miss?"

she stared into his eyes for a while until she eventually noticed that he was talking to her.

"o-oh, no its alright" she said, slightly out of breath

"really? because it seems like you need some help with that."

he reached over her and grabbed the box off of the top shelf, y/n blushed, as she realized that the cute boy had just helped her grab condoms. He looked at the box that he had just handed her and then looked back up at her face, they both turned red as tomatos.

"is that all?..." he paused "t-t-the, the c-c-condoms?" he was clearly uncomfortable

so y/n tried to break the tension by saying

"if it makes it any better, they're not for me, they are for my mother."

the man held back a smile and tried to stay professional

*oh shit* y/n thought *the cigarettes!!!*

"ummm, sorry but can you point me in the direction of the cigarettes?" she said shyley

he looked her in the eye with a judgey look

"arent you a little young to buy cigarettes?" he mentioned, raising his eyebrow

y/n broke eye contact with him and looked down at his tesco uniform

"they are also for my mother.." she said while blushing even more

he let out a minecraft villager like moan, he clearly didn't know what to do in this situation. the two stood there for a few seconds until he let out a long breathy sigh.

"fine, over here follow me" he looked her up and down and started walking away. she followed him.