Body Count

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by: owlish-owl-house

Hunter: What's your body count?

(Y/N): Dang. Uhhhhh like thirty now?

Hunter: Titans! Your a hoe!

(Y/N): How does that make me a...

(Y/N): Wait are talking about people we slept with?

Hunter: Yeah.

(Y/N): Oh! Well I've never done that yet.

Hunter: Than why'd you say thirty?

(Y/N) starts nervously laughing

Hunter: WHAT DOES THE THIRTY MEAN???

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