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Q: I dare you to reenact twighlight with foxy and Freddy :3

IMPORTANT! Read this first. (Sorry, I didn't know what scene I should have done, so I made a box with the scene names, and to my absolute horror, I picked the worst. Its too much for my dead soul its eating me, its eating me like doggie treats.)

Me: *tries to make no expressions since Kirsten Stewart is just .-. *

Me: *makes pizza*

Me: *eats pizza* nom.

Me: ... wait... how do I do this? I'm an animatronic.

--le cut--

Me: *runs to da restrooms*

Me: *accidentally goes to the men's room* OH GEHD I WENT TO DA MEN'S ROOM

-bonnie approved cut-

Me: *vomits like crazy while defying the logic of being a robot*

Foxy: lassie?

Me: don't cum in here. * .-.

Foxy: OH SRRY LADIES ROOM

-goldie approved cut-

Me: how many days has it been since the wedding?

Foxy: fourteen

-mike approved cut-

Me: *looks at le mirror*

Freddy: *calls on the phone* EYY CHICA

Me: *shoves a beach ball into my costume*

Me: table sheet, ... I'm pregalegadingdong.

Freddy: OH MY GOD FOXY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Foxy: OH NUUUUU *looks at the ceiling, fall on his knees*

(I picked the worst scene, where I think the woman got pregalegadingdong. OF ALL THE CHOICES. Whoever put that name is sick.)

(I don't watch or read twighlight, nor am I a hater, I just think... I'm too young? To... understand...?...)

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