DiamondHeart19 asked

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Q: PRONOUNCE ALL THE NAMES OF THE SECURITY GUARDS!!!

A: Chicathechick joined the game

Me: Mike sch....

Squid: Schmidt.

Me: WHAT THE H-

Minecraft crashed!

Chicathechick joined the game

Me: Jeremy F-

Creeper:  HAY CHICA CAN I EXPLODE??

Me: sure... wait what?

Creeper: YAY THX *explodes*

Chicathechick was blown up by a creeper.

Chicathechick joined the game.

Me: Fritz smith.

Chicathechick was teleported to x: 400 987 y: 836 429 z: 198 734

Me: WHERE THE HECK IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!

*teleported to a building I've never been before*

*villager comes in, I realize that I'm in a village*

Villager: *comes in* OH LOOK A PLAYER

Villager: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Me: *types /kill in the command box* UR NEVER GONNA TAKE ME ALIVE!!!! *dies*

Villager:  HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

oh wait, she commited suicide...

Villager: WHY AM I SO UGLY I LOOK LIKE SQUIDWARD

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