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Q: Chica are u single if so, will u be mah gf O.o

A:

Phone guy: uhhh

Hello hello!

If you're hearing this, chances are you made a very poor girlfriend choice

Just look at her beak when she's eating.

*random rock music plays*

Me: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Me: *tries to drink water but fails, because beak*

Me: *douses water on my face*

Me: *drops down to the floor and spazzes out*

(This is what actually happens in the kitchen.)

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