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Q: Have ye been a day without eating pizza?

A: yeah.

Flashback :3

Me: *records* this is how to not eat pizza for a day!!!

Me: *puts pizza in a blender*

Me: *blends pizza*

Me: I said you can't eat pizza, but you can drink it. :3

Me: *drinks the blended pizza*

Flashback ends

Me: I then only realized that I can't drink using a beak, so I doused it on my face.

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