D: I dare chica to kiss an old lady
A: lol sure
Me: *kisses random old lady on the street*
Old lady: oh look some scrap metal
Me: hey! no I'm not!
Old lady: waitaminit its a chicken
Me: darn rite I'm a chicken
Old lady: I don't need to buy dinner
Me: wut
Old lady: KFC
Me: OH GEHD YOURE RELATED TO THAT SLAUGHTERHOUSE
Scott: HAI MOM
Scott: HAI CHICA
Chica: SCOTT WHY
Scott: wat
Chica: IF THATS UR MOM IT MEANS UR RELATED TO KFC TOO
Scott: NO IM NOT
Chica: YA BETRAYED ME
Scott: NONONONO CHICA NONO IM NOT
Chica: *starts crying dramatically*
Scott: dammit mom
Chica: if you need me, I'll be in the supply closet watching giraffe videos on YouTube
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