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Call's phone problem: Magisterium

This has some minor Calron, as all my Magisterium ideas do

"Ok, bye Tamara, see you saturday," Call said as his and Tamara's call was coming to a close.

"Yup, see you then," Tamara said on the other end.

"Hey Call," Aaron called as he walked into the kitchen, greeting his boyfriend in the hopes that he'd notice all the groceries Aaron was holding and help him out a bit. Instead, he let out a startled yelp. "Relax, it's just me."

"Yeah, sorry, I know, I just panicked," Call replied, hand over his chest as he recovered, not taking the grocery hint, leaving Aaron to dump everything onto the table on his own. Call instead decided to walk around the table and kiss his boyfriend, it was only meant to be a peck but things don't always go to plan, though eventually Aaron broke away to say, "Hey Call, I don't think I saw you hang up," he looked over at the screen of Call's phone which showed that Call was indeed still on call with Tamara, apparently she figured he'd hang up or she left her phone because she didn't hang up herself. Call startled at the realisation, but in his panic he wasn't quite thinking right and grabbed Semiramis, plunging it into the phone.

"Call. Again?!" Aaron exclaimed, taking Semiramis from Call's hand before he could do any more damage.

"Whaaaaaaaat?" Call asked as if he didn't know, after all, ignorance is bliss. Aaron didn't seem to agree though.

"This is the 5th phone this month and you've only had 3 calls in that time," Aaron replied, crossing his arms.

"First of all, I panicked, it happens," Call pointed out.

"Not like that it doesn't," Aaron replied as he watched the completely wrecked phone that he had no idea how Semiramis even managed to stab through. 

"My second point," Call continued, choosing to ignore the dead phone. "Why are you counting my calls?"

"Call it's kind of hard to not count when it's the second day of the month. Also, two of those calls were mine!" Aaron exclaimed remembering what had happened earlier that day where Call had literally pinned Aaron's phone to the wall, using Semiramis like a ninja star. At least his aim was good.

"I'm sorry, okay?" Call replied with a pleading look in his eyes. 

"Okay, okay, no judgement," Aaron said with his usual smile, giving Call a quick kiss on the forehead as he reached around him to pull the sword out of the phone, if this worked like the sword in the stone Aaron would've been the king of at least 50 kingdoms by now, but this is why he just tended to buy a stack of cheap phones rather than one good one because it would last about a day. "but, we are going to - jesus you really wedged it in this time- have to - almost got it- get new phones -hah!" Aaron finished triumphantly as he managed to wriggle the knife out of the phone, though he should've done it over the bin because now there were shards on the floor. "And we're framing Semiramis."

"Yeah, that's fair," Call said as he guiltily looked down at the phone he'd just wrecked. 

___________ time-skip to that Saturday_________

Call and Aaron weaved their way through the clusters of guests in Tamara's house pretty much from the moment they set foot in the apartment, sure it was a big penthouse sized apartment but it was still crowded to the brim with guests. The couple had actually lost track of what this celebration was for since Tamara and her neighbours all threw a ton of parties for almost no reason. 

They noticed their friend waving at them like a mad woman from across the living room and quickly found the safest path to her.

"Hey guys! I missed you! You didn't answer my calls all week, what happened?" Tamara said in greeting, Call quickly lowered his gaze to the intricately patterned floor, avoiding Tamara and Aaron's gazes at all cost.

"Do you want to tell her or should I?" Aaron asked almost like he was chastising a child to which Call didn't respond. "He broke the phones again."

"All of them?!" Tamara exclaimed in disbelief, giving what he knew was a shocked and slightly disappointed look, not that he checked though as he was still looking at the ground.

"All 26 phones, stabbed to death," Aaron sighed with mock disapproval.

"Wow Call, you really need to learn where the end call button is," Tamara teased, trying not to laugh as Call's ears went red.

"We framed Semiramis now," Aaron added which made Tamara almost burst out laughing.

"I HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY!" Call exclaimed, his face the shade of a tomato now.

"There there sweetie, the phone can't hurt you anymore," Aaron teased, patting Call on the head as Tamara tried to stifle her laughter. They only joked because they all knew that Call wouldn't even know social anxiety if it slapped him in the face.

"You both suck, I'm going to find something to eat," Call huffed, leaving his friend and boyfriend behind to cackle to their hearts content.

A/N

Another one-shot for the one-shot book, I think it's terrible compared to how I wrote it in incorrect quote format but oh well, tell me what you thought of it if you want. Anyways,

Bye Hoomans!