Red: casually bites into a bar of soap before immediately spitting it out What the hell?! I thought that was chocolate!!
Nighty: frowns Why would I put chocolate next to the sink...?
Red: Why would you put soap that looks like chocolate into the kitchen?!
Hero: just laughing his ass off, literally crying from laughter
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Nighty: Uh.... Zeph?
Zeph: looks up from his tea Yes, hunny? takes a sip of the tea
Nighty: Tell me....
WHY THE HELL AM I WEARING A CORSET?!
Zeph: spits out his tea in surprise
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Zeph: EVANDER!!!
Evan: runs over, grinning Did you finally think about my offer?~ Will you let me remove that spe-
Zeph: hands him a can of beans Open that pls
Evan: kinda just stares for a bit before opening the can
Zeph: Thank you ^^ goes back to cooking
Evan: ;-;
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Red: Hm~ This water is so fresh! :3
Hero: -_- That's tap water
Red: It's watery water!
Hero: faceplants into the table
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(I dunno I was bored lol)
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Fading Lights: The Bloopers + Missing stories
FanficThis is an extra to the Fading Lights saga I did in co-operation with TheWorldOfRedrare. Those stories are mainly Oneshots or Missing Details/Bloopers I didn't add to the saga itself due to the fact they either wouldn't fit, came to mind way too lat...
