Red: Do dragons fart fire?
Hero: I don't know.
Red: I thought you went to college
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Red: Did you have to stab them?
Hero: You weren't there. You didn't hear what they said to me.
Red: What did they say?
Hero: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Red: That's fair.
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Red: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Jay: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
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Red: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
Hero: It's a book. There's a lot of those in here, this is a library.
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(As business partners)
Hero: Hey Red, listen, corporate makes us do this every year, but this is just a little manager evaluation form. You just fill it out, let them know how I'm doing, you know?
Red: Alright! Uh, "Is your manager manipulative?"
Hero: I'd say "No" to that if I were you.
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Red: Hero and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Hero: We what?
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Red: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Hero: A horrible decision, really.
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Hero: Oh, here's my award for the most rules broken!
Red: That's not an award, it's an angry letter from our boss.
Hero: hanging it on his wall Well, it has the word 'most' in it, so I'm calling it an award!
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Hero: Have I ever told you that you cook well?
Red: Awww, no, you haven't!
Hero: So why do you keep cooking?
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Red: texting Hey can you pick me up I'm drunk.
Red: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.
Hero: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.
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Red: I know one person who finds me funny!
Hero: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!
Red: Okay then I'm out.
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(Off to a different couple)
Xander: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?
Jubilea: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
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Xander: shooing Jubilea away Can you go be depressed over there? You're bumming out my whole area.
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Jubilea: I have issues.
Xander: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-
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Fading Lights: The Bloopers + Missing stories
FanficThis is an extra to the Fading Lights saga I did in co-operation with TheWorldOfRedrare. Those stories are mainly Oneshots or Missing Details/Bloopers I didn't add to the saga itself due to the fact they either wouldn't fit, came to mind way too lat...
