Hero: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Red: On a date or by assassination?
Hero: I don't know, surprise me!
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Red: Bro-
Hero: No, no, hold on. Rewind. My tongue was halfway down your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro?!
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Red: Hero and I are no longer friends.
Hero: THAT'S THE WORST WAY OF TELLING PEOPLE WE'RE DATING!!!
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Zeph: Do you know why I called you in here?
Nighty: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic?
Zeph: *stops pouring two glasses of wine* "Accidentally"?
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Zeph: We should get you to a doctor immediately. What if it happens again, and no one is there to help you? What if it's something really serious?! Oh God, was it me? Did I hurt you?!
Nighty: You realize that any other person that can make their partner pass out in bed would simply feel proud of themselves, right?
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Nighty: Did you know there are 20 letters in the alphabet?
Zeph: There are 26, actually.
Nighty: My mistake, must've forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Zeph: Aww, that's cute. You're still missing one tho!
Nighty: Don't worry, you'll get the D later ;)
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Jubilea: Oooh, I like your new pants!
Xander: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Jubilea: I'd like them better if they were 100% off~
Xander: The store can't just give away clothes for free.
Jubilea: That's... Not what I meant.
Xander: That's a terrible way to run a business, Jubilea.
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Xander: Go fuck yourself!
Jubilea: Only if you watch me~
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Jubilea: I'm gonna take a shower. Wanna help me out?~
Xander: ... Have you never taken a shower before...?
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Collin: Can I copy your homework?
Pietro: I can help you with it ^^
Mirko: Yeah sure
Scotty: Bold of you to assume I did the homework
Jubilea: lol nope
Jesse: Wait we had homework?!
Ben: *read 5:55 am*
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Notch: Do you ever feel bugs on you when there's absolutely nothing there?
Adon: They're the bugs you killed in the past coming to haunt you.
Notch: crying
Jay: You scared him you idiot!
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Notch: Come on I wasn't that drunk last night!
Adon: You flirted with Jay.
Notch: So? He's my husband!
Adon: You asked him if he was single and started crying when he said he isn't.
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Jay: Do you think paint has a different taste based on its color?
Notch: They do!
Adon: ... why do you say that with such certainty...?
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Hero: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Jay: Don't you mean cards?
Hero: pulling out knives from his sleeve No I don't.
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Jay: Go to hell!
Hero: tearing up I wish I could!
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Jay: Why would you think any of this was such a good idea?!
Hero: Probably because I'm a dangerous psychopath with a long history of violence.
Jay: ...
Hero: I don't know how you keep forgetting that.
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Fading Lights: The Bloopers + Missing stories
FanfictionThis is an extra to the Fading Lights saga I did in co-operation with TheWorldOfRedrare. Those stories are mainly Oneshots or Missing Details/Bloopers I didn't add to the saga itself due to the fact they either wouldn't fit, came to mind way too lat...
