South Park One-Shots

Gambling Man (Kenny)

Ship: Kenny x Reader. Song: Gambling Man by The Overtones. I don't own anything except the story and myself/OC(s). Also I don't know how to play Poker, so please bear with my horrible excuse of 'Poker'.

"Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen, place your bets," the female MC, Jinx (yes I am in here bitches), says over the mic.

"You are getting called over to your table again, (y/n)," Asher points you to the table. The table seemed to contain many rich men and women. You sigh.

You were always requested, especially by rich people. You were an amazing dealer.
You knew if someone knew their cards, or cheated, or knew they had the win. You would find a way to turn the game, just for your own enjoyment. Every win in poker deserves to be a surprise, not an expectation. Sure, your dealing went against the rules, but nobody batted an eye. And you wanted to keep it that way.

"Hello, sirs and madams. I believe you requested me to deal," You approach the table Asher had told you about.

"May I know all of your names?" You grab a deck of cards from the secret compartments of the table. They start to introduce themselves. They were petty people. They didn't interest you. However one did.

I met you once, I loved you twice.
That's the way this tale begins.

"Kenny McCormick," the man with piercing blue eyes, and disheveled yet spike hair. His features enticed you. You were lost in a reverie until the last person snapped their fingers.

"So you are the famed dealer, (y/n) (l/n), eh," Kenny says. He is eyeing your chest area, probably inspecting your name tag. (Probably)

"Yup, the one and only," You do a not so courteous bow.

"May we get started Ms. (l/n)?" The man in the black top hat says. I take out the chips.

"Let's."

I played my hand, I rolled the dice.
Now I'm paying for my sins.
I've got some bad addiction baby
It's you, yeah yeah, that's right

You hand out the cards, and rearrange the chips. All the players, including Kenny McCormick, lift the cards slightly. Everyone around watch intently at the game. You look into each of their eyes. It seems the man in the black top hat has the smuggiest look of all. You shift through a second set of cards underneath the table.

Underneath the table, there was actually a launcher. This launcher would switch cards out. This happens because people place the cards right where the indications were. You would look for body language to see who to switch with. Only Asher and Jinx know of this launcher. Even other dealers who have dealed at that tabel don't know. It is also the reason why this table was where you usually dealed.