South Park One-Shots

My Princess(Gregory)

The song above has a South Park version with Princess Kenny. However, its name is in Japanese kanji and I couldn't put it up. I'd like to remind you that I use mobile, since my laptop's 'a' button is broken beyond relief and my desktop's screen flickers. Which is trippy. Anyway, I always had the idea of you being Gregory's princess and him being your prince. I had a lot of songs to choose from, and this one won. Also, this happens during Halloween, in 7th grade. Now enjoy, Princess (y/n)!

For the longest time ever, I've always dreamed of being a Princess!

I've longed to be saved by a Prince, and kissed by him.

But now, as a 13 year old, such a fantasy sounds stupid. I'm the biggest trash you can ever find. Who can love someone like me?

Again, I thought the same thing as I entered class. It was currently October. Which meant it was Halloween. Hahahaha. In the past, I would always go as a Disney Princess. I got sick of the custom by 4th grade. Guess that's when I realized my dream of being a princess wouldn't come true. Cause you know, kingdoms don't exist. And I wasn't a part of any royal families.

But when all hope seemed lost, it was around this time that I found my Prince Charming. A transfer student from Yardale named Gregory. He was perfect Prince material. Alas, he was interested in Wendy. Apparently, he liked her cause she was political, but she went for Stan instead.

I sighed as I entered the classroom. Right on schedule, I could hear my friend calling me over.

"(y/n)! (y/n)! (y/n)!" Jinx called out. (I love myself too much :^). I'm a good excuse for plot)

"Jeez, do you always have to do that every day?" I asked, walking over towards my seat, which was in front of hers.

"Awww. Come on," she whines, "Anyway, I need to ask you something."

"Go ahead."

"What are you going to be for Halloween?!" Jinx asked me, almost falling over her seat. A few eyes look at us, but we both glare at them. However, as I processed the question, it was like she read my mind.

"I... actually don't know yet," I replied, looking down.

"Really? Well, I have mine decided. I plan on being Ruby Rose! We literally share the same mind," she said, her smile as wide as the Cheshire Cat's.

"You know what?" Jinx lowered her voice, "I know the perfect Halloween outfit for you."

"Really? And what can that be?" I rolled my eyes. Sarcastic comment was sarcastic.