My New Life As Rwby Rose

I died and then I lived sorta

You ever wake up in the middle of a white void with nothing to do except wait? I didn't think so.

Let me explain how I got here see I was having a very good day. that right there should have told me something bad was going to happen. Is it nothing good ever happens to me like at all because I ever got to a good day was when I graduated high school and nothing caught on fire at my house. You see I have horrible luck and I mean horrible as in my car catches on fire in the middle of nowhere without any help whatsoever type of bad. So I should have expected it when I got killed by a falling air conditioner unit fun fact that air conditioner unit was the twelve years out-of-date how do I know if the last thing I saw before everything went white what is the warranty posted on the side of it so yeah here I am dead as a doornail waiting for the Golden Gates or the pits of hell.

I waited and waited and waited some more I don't know how long I waited nor do I care cuz frankly this is the most peaceful situation I've ever been in. So as I'm waiting I'm contemplating all of my life choices and I can say without a shadow of a doubt I have no regrets well probably only regret was never being able to finish those Fanfictions I was reading been waiting for the author's to update them for months but no use crying over spilt milk I think that's the same.

Time Skip

I waited quite a while now, I don't know how long but just as I was about to give up and just fall asleep. I was getting extremely tired I hear out in the distance a loud explosion about say 15-20 meters from me looking over to where it was I see an all white entity kind of like truth from Fullmetal Alchemist it seems to notice me how do I know because the big-ass grin on it's face that made me want to crap my pants if I was currently wearing any. oh by the way I'm currently naked so there's that.

"Hello. I didn't think anyone was suposed to be in here for another 50 years. Very few get the chance to enter this room most people who died end up in heaven or hell depending on their preference of the afterlife. Give me a minute let me settle a few things."

Not knowing what the heck is going on I just stay quiet and wait for the men creature thing to do whatever it was going to. It just seems to sit there for a minute before turning back to me.

He seems to take a piece of paper out of nowhere and look at it for a second. "Okay everything seems to be in order your, Karma value is pretty high for some with your crappy luck most people who are born with your luck turned to a life of crime. they don't get very far but they did try. Let's hear so I can exchange your afterlife for a reincarnation don't say anything you don't get a choice in this. entertainment value of the other reincarnated as have gone down. Let's send you to a bad end timeline. Give me a second to spend it through let we have to see who you'll be spending your second life as."

A roulette wheel appears out of nowhere. Looking at it I see quite a few names that I'm familiar with from characters from The Fate series undertale series and even surprisingly the Winx Club characters there are quite a few on here and the name seems to keep changing every second so I think I could literally be anyone I see that there is a literal ant up there so I could be very unlucky. He gives it a hard spin for the next 3 minutes I'm sitting here watching the board hoping to all that is Unholy and holy itself that I don't land on something stupid I'm hoping for the same gender as me as well being a girl would be very confusing I never want to experience a menstrual cycle Just going to say that right now. Just when the board starts slowing down the name changes from Gilgamesh to Ruby Rose I feel kind of cheated on that but hey silvertide Warrior petite girl pretty badass I could deal with worse.

" not a bad option the last two guys we got had gotten reincarnated as a spider and a cockroach. currently that cockroach is ruling the world though so he did pretty well for himself. Next I got to calculate your, points to see how many wishes you'll get add any leftover points will be going towards parks you can't wish for a gaming system heads up by the way you would not believe how many New Gods showed up because of that so we canceled that.... carry the 4 / 7 .... you have about 5 wishes and you can choose three parks with your leftover points so think real carefully there are no do-overs."