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Sex and a Message

         

         Hey boys! Today, we are going to talk about Marcus's favorite thing to do (he rolled his eyes after hearing it)

          So what can you say about sex?

          Will : It's a normal thing to do.

          Matt : Yeah. Sex is like breathing...hey Sid? What do we breathe?

         Marcus : Toxin

         Matt : What?!

         Sid : It's oxygen Matt. And yeah, sex is part of living.

        Marcus : It's part of human needs and wants. And it's screwed when you're celibate for a year like Matty is.

       Matt : Hey, it's my choice!

       Will : Or you couldn't just get laid.

         Guys, don't be so mean to Matt. Btw Matt, what happened to this Trinity girl?

         Matt : I did. But, she's not my type. We just ended first base.

         Marcus : First base? Like holding each others cheeks with a twinkling eyes? Jesus! I feel like crying.

         Sid : M, you don't even know how to cry.

         Matt : Yeah. Marcus, when was the last time you cried?

         Will : He did. Remember on Grace's birthday ( Grace is a friend) and M got totally drunk and he was crying because he thought that the pool was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen in his whole life.

        ( All the guys burst out laughing)

        Matt : Yes! I totally remember. And he was like (Matt kneeled on the ground punching the floor reenacting M)

       " Shit! This pool is fucking beautiful.  Huhuhuhu. I wanna marry this one. Jesus!"

       ( The boys cracked up while Marcus just shrugged)

         Marcus : Hey C, you're not gonna write that are you?

         Of course I won't M. I would never do that to you. (poker face)

         So, let's be direct and tell me what's the worse case sex scenario you guys ever experienced?

       

        Will : Well, it happened to me 3 months ago. This girl I was dating, as you all knew can't do a tongue for a shit. And she was always asking me like "Does it feels good baby?" It really bored me.

         ( It was Sid's turn and he awkwardly cleared his throat)

     

        Sid : Are we really going to talk about this Clary? In front of you? I mean....

         Marcus : Come on Mr. Perfect. Don't go shy on her now. We're almost at the end of this book. Blow your guts now.

         Sid : O-okay. It happened once. With my ex,  we were doing it. She was really into it. And I just couldn't ..you know...

       ( Will and Marcus gave him a "no kidding" look while Matt looked confused)

         Will : Man, she was hot!

         Marcus : Wow, Sid. What was wrong with you? I'm telling you, there was something wrong with your penaynay that time.

          Matt : Guys! Hello! What's going on?  Sid couldn't what???

          Sid : I wasn't into it. We were on a fight when it happened.

         Marcus : Then it was hotter. You know, hot steaming sex!

         Will : Wow. It must have been really damn awkward.

         Matt : Sid couldn't what??!

        Marcus : SID COULDN'T FUCKING COME YOU IDIOT!!

         Matt : Oh. What the hell man! I thought she was hot, we were all jealous. Damn.

          Ahm.  You guys shouldn't blame him. Sid feels what he feels. Just let him be. So I think I'm not gonna ask Marcus his worse case sex scenario. Because wattpad might blow up this book before it'll even ends because of what he might gonna say.

          Now, let's go to our letter sender. It's different this time because our letter sender is a cute 13 year old girl.

      

      

           Hi everyone.  I have a huge crush on Sid and I even think of him as my prince .Gosh, he is so perfect. At first I hated M because he's an ass, but when I did really talked to him he was so nice to me.  Will is like my brother and eventhough he's a model, he's still very humble and nice .Matty is really funny and cute. You boys shouldn't be mean to him. Especially you M.

         And Cc, I think of you as my big sis.

         And tysm guys for coming personally and  performing my favorite songs on my birthday party because of my request. It's nice meeting you first here in wattpad and being friends in person with you now. Lots of Love

  PS : I'll always support your band.
        

    

                                          ~Tara~♥

    

    

     

          Marcus : Wow.  That kid was annoying.

       

        She sent me an email. I told her about this update and she said she would give a message. She may not be on wattpad anymore but you guys know she's your no.1 fan ever since you granted her request.

    

           ( THEBoys nodded and we were silent for a while)

   

         Matt : Which Tara are we talking about? ??

        TriviaRific

♥ If a guy you just met tells you "I'll call you later" . That means he'll never call you tonight. The next day or even the next following day. Just wait for the next week.       - Matt

♥Wear elegantly on your first date if it's formal dinner date. Not too short .Proper dress commands respect.            - Will

♥ Don't let the guy bang you on your first date. He'll think you're a slut and easy to get ,not a keeper .

                         - M

♥ Just be confident. We know it when you're nervous through your actions. Call it our instinct.

                         - Sid

                ♥ ♥ ♥

          TYSM EVERYONE ^_^
       
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