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FFS: Cute Girls

            Hey guys and girls!  Its 9 pm in here. The boys and I were hanging in the porch after New Year.

          Now we are going to do the "FFS". Uh, Marcus! You're the one who wrote this, what's FFS?

        Marcus: Finish the Fucking Sentence.

        Sid: Do you really have to swear?

         Will: I think it's cool

        Matt: Yeah. It's fucking cool!

         Whatever. So our FFS for tonight is "Girls are cute when........"

        Will: They know how to pose!

        Matt: Will, not all girls are models. Hmmm. When they do smarty pants on me.

        Marcus: Yeah. You need that Matty. Girls are cute when they know how to flirt without even realizing that they're actually flirting.

         Sid: I think all girls are cute. They just don't realize it.

          Will: Really? Watch this pic.

 

         (they all watched the pic from Will's phone and started laughing like real loud guffaws)

        GUYS, I REALLY HOPE YOU'RE NOT WATCHING PORN.         

        Marcus: Nah. Sooo..Sid, are all girls still cute??

         Sid: Well, maybe not that girl!

          Matt: Hey, remember that Lily babe who tried to have braces and huge eyeglasses 'cause she thought she looked cute?

         (Lily was Will's ex)

         Marcus: Ofcourse! And she was always like "Will, baaaaby. Do I look cuter now? Do I?? (he said it mimicking her throaty voice which Marcus is really good at)

          Will: I still can't believe I dated her.

          Sid: Uh..'cause she was trying to become a "model"?

          Marcus: I still think she was hot though. Just before the braces and all.

           Will: Yeah. I still have her pics her.

         

            Wait! You still have the pictures of your ex- girlfriend on your phone?? Are you kidding me?
         Matt: Geez C, we're not like you girls out of emotion just deletes pics of your boyfriends because you broke up.

          Will: Yeah. These pics here, signifies our investment. And we love to brag about our hot exes.

         BUT WHAT IF YOUR CURRENT GIRLFRIEND SEES THE PICS OF YOUR EX ON YOUR PHONE????

       Sid: Yup, what's up with girls snooping on guys' cp btw?

       Will: Yas C, why do you girls love to snoop on your boyfriend's phone? Im really curious.

          YOU DON'T GET TO ASK ME. I'M THE INTERVIEWER HERE!!!!

        Matt: Boys,boys! Have some proficienism.

        Marcus. Matty, did you mean professionalism? And C, to answer your question, that's the point! When our current girlfriends "accidentally" see our ex's pic, they will just think "Gosh, she looks hotter, I really should do better than her"!

          Oh God! You guys are screwed up! Anyway, my follower in wattpad has this problem.

       

      "Hi Clary! Can I ask for some advice? This guy who I've known for 4 months now always say Im cute. Like, in every conversation. Just like, when I text him "Good morning!".He would reply " good morning cute!" And everytime I post some pics in fb,he would comment like "you really are cute!" But when we see each other he's acting different. I'm really confuse. Does that mean he likes me or what..?"

       Matt: Uh..I'm confuse too....

       Sid: Dude, you're always confuse!

       Will:  I say he's just bored of his boring life!

       Matt: wtf! why?

       Marcus: Yeah. I totally agree.

       Sid: Yeah

         SERIOUSLY GUYS! THATS IT? NO MORE COMMENTS? ANY ADVICES? HELLOOOO...

         Will: Aw C, we're teasing you.

         Marcus: I still think that guy's bored of his life though. I mean your girl follower can wear like a bunny suit and he would still say "you're  cute!"

          Will: Exactly! What's up with the word cute btw? I mean, we guys can say that anytime. I mean, we sometimes see a puppy wearing a frog jacket and say "Aww, that's cute!" See? there's no difference.

        Matt: Wait! You've actually seen a puppy wearing a frog jacket?! Where???

        Sid: So, I think that guy is just flirting with you.

         Marcus: Totally flirting. Trust me, I know that. When you tell a girl that she's cute, that's flirting. I mean that's not the right word that u should say to a girl you like. That's not how to treat a girl.

        Will: So, what's the right word?

         Sid: Beautiful

        Matt: Wow

        Marcus: I would say hot. But yeah....beautiful it is.

         So, what's the decision boys? Should she dump him or is he worth a hump?
        

        Marcus: Oooh C. Hump, that's a dirty word.

        Will: Yeah. Who the hell taught you that?!

        Matt: She probably learned that in rehab!!!!!

     

         ( At that moment we all turned to Matt)

           Sid: Dude! Where'd you get that rubbish joke?

           Matt: What! It was from that series Candidly Nicole! You know, that tiny hot chic with weird hair??

      (We all laughed, like really hard)

       Okay, So boys ,whats the decision? Hump or Dump? And Marcus, dont say it again. You were the one who told me to use that word.

      Marcus: I say dump!

       Sid: Definitely dump. He wasn't serious.

     Will: Dumpy! dumpy!

      Matt: So, about that series Candidly Nicoles.  She real---

      ♥

      And it ended while Matt talked about the series. While the boys just shrugged it off