Hey again everyone. Cc here!
Sorry for taking the boys away from you for a couple of days ^_^ cheers! Anyways, as a peace offering, I did the update..ENJOY!Hey guys. How are you?
(they're busy taking selfies so I had to clear my throat)
Will : Sorry, we're just bored.
Matt : Dead bored
Marcus : I need fun. Wanna organize some party guys?
Sid : Uh M. Don't even think about it. Because the last time we "organized" a party in my house, it was a wreck. And I was grounded for a week.
(THEBoys organized a party at Sid's which was lead by Marcus. The girls got really wasted and stripped, as well as the guys. Some even used his parent's room for you know what. And his Dad learned this so....)
Marcus: Oh come on. It wasn't my fault it got out of hand. It was a fun party, people got wasted!
Will: Yeah. And we were scolded by Sid's rent. Which was very shameful.
Matt: I am not doing that again. Over my hot dead body.
Sid : Uh Matt. Your body won't be hot anymore, coz you're dead. Blood won't circulates.
Matt: It won't? Oh no, I want to be hot even when i'm dead!
Marcus: Matty, you'll be dead by now if you won't stop overreacting!
Alright boys! Nobody's gonna die today okay? And yeah that party was fun, but it didn't end well so stop planning another one.
Anyways, we've been bestfriends since god knows when. I know your secrets and you know mine. And also because we've known each other for like forever ,we witnessed each others embarrassing moments. Let's talk about that. Each of us will identify ones embarassing moments. Sid ..start it..
Sid : Ok. Will. I think your most embarrassing moment was when you gave your ex a puppy 'cause you forgot you already dumped her.
Will : Yep. You're right dude.It was awkward. My turn.. Matty. You were mostly embarrassed when you left a condom in Martha's ( Matt's gran) bag.
Matt : Eek.Wrong!
Sid : I actually thought it was too. Maybe it was when you peed on your pants?
Matt: Nope. Duh, I thought you were my friends.
Marcus : Let me guess... Maybe it was when Ms. Smith caught you staring at her tits?
( Matt just rolled his eyes while we thought really hard)
I think it was when he jump off the window when we were talking 'bout ghosts 2 years ago.
( It happened 2 years ago. It was halloween and we were having a party with a bunch of friends in my house. Then we talked 'bout ghost .Matt got really scared, he was the first one who jumped off the window while we just laughed...including the girls)
Matt: Of course not. You mentioned a lot of things. Am I really that embarrassing??
(we gave him a "What do you think" kinda look)
Matt : Fine! It was actually when I realized that I was born to be a hot guy.
( The boys stared at him for a moment and then they all started to stand up and tackled Matt on the ground. They finally stopped while Matt panted)
Matt : Okay. I guess it's my --( he wasn't able to finish his sentence 'cause the guys tackled and playfully wrestled him on the ground)
Should I call the cops? 'Cause it looks like you guys want to murder him.
Matt : Damn! Alright. Marcus! Your most embarrassing moment was when you got drunk and kissed random girls during my birthday party last year.
Will: Hahaha. That definitely was! And he had a hang over the next day and didn't even remember a single thing!!
Sid: Yeah, that.was.epic!
Marcus: Oh shut up! I can't believe I did that. I mean, I could be a dick, but that was just too much.
That's why you shouldn't drink too much M.
Marcus : Yeah I won't from now on. So Sid, I think your most embarrassing moment was when we learned that you are crushing to a girl who doesn't like you that way.
Matt: Yeah. I think that's really a first Sid. Don't worry. You'll find someone. There are many seaweeds in the sea.
Will : You mean "many fishes in the sea" Matt. Not seaweeds.
Matt : What?! There are also seaweeds in the sea!
Sid : But the saying is "many fishes in the sea" Matt. It means there are a lot you can catch.
Marcus : Geez just ignore him Sid. He can say seaweeds,seahorse, seashells or planktons for all we care..
Will : Yeah. And sharks, whales, corals, eels....
Marcus : And fucking Nemo! Or hot mermaids.
Matt : Hey Sid. Are there really mermaids?
Stop with the creatures in the sea already!! Now, let's help the girls. What do you think is the most embarrassing thing that a girl can do?
Matt : I think it's when you ask a girl a simple question, and she becomes dumb.
Marcus : Don't worry Matt nobody can defeat your "dumbness" . For me, I think it's when you're in the middle of sex, and she has no idea what she'll do next.
Will: For me it's when she doesn't know how to po---(we gave him the "NMW" look) --ponder! She should know how to err..ponder!
Sid: Honestly, I think a girl would be embarrassing if she pretends to be someone else, and then you'll caught her but still, she'll deny it.
Matt: Hahaha.Yeah. And you're like "I caught you! I caught you! AHA!"
( And so the guys tackled Matt again)
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Leave some comments. We don't read other books here but just your comments, so that would be special.
And sorry to the girl who dared me to say this. But I kinda forgot your name 'cause convo got deleted. So here it is..as I promised..
YOU ARE SO HOT, I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING THINK STRAIGHT xx
u know who u are
-Marcus
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