Hey guys and girls! THEBoys and I were hanging out in the music room/ Marcus's garage.
So boys, how's wattpad so far?
Will: Cool
Marcus: Fun
Sid: Great!
Matt: Alright
(they said it in a sarcastic way)
WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH U GUYS?! You don't like wattpad? It's a place where you can read,write and meet people.
Marcus: Geez C, I wasn't given a heads up that you're a wattpad ambassador now.
Matt: Haha. That's a joke C.
Sid: Uh. Matt, I think C knows it.
Will: Yes. And Clary, you're not even always on wattpad.
Sid: Dude, how'd u know?
Will: I always check her profile. No new posts.
Marcus: God Will. You stalking her???
Will: No! She was pissed at me because I didn't know her username before. I'm just making it up to her.
Will! You can't make it up to me by stalking! And you guys know Im busy. COLLEGE! So anyways, don't you like wattpad?
Marcus: I think it's really fun.
It just annoys me when girls say we're weird.
Sid: Yeah. It's maybe because they haven't experience being in the middle of "boy talk". But I never said I didn't like wattpad.
Matt: Yeah. Me too
Will: I'm inlove with wattpad.
GOOD BOYS! Now that's all settled. So our FFS(Finish the Fucking Sentence) for today is
" I hate it when girls....."
Will: I hate it when girls like me 'cause I'm a model. And not because of who I really am.
Marcus: Dude! That was deep.
Matt: Yeah man. C'mere.
Sid: Wow...
( we all nodded in agreement. After a moment ,we all looked at each other and shouted "money in the pocket!!!"::For those who do not know: Will has to put money inside the pocket everytime he says the "m" word . It's part of the Pact.
Will: Damn. I thought I was being dramatic. Fine.
Sid: Sorry dude.My turn!
I hate it when girls pretend to be someone they're not. As simple as that.
Matt: Agreed. But if they're pretending to be hot, fine by me.Anyways, I hate it when girls love me for my body.
( there were series of groans and potato chips were flying towards Matt's direction)
Marcus: I hate it when a girl always talk about herself.
(the others nodded in agreement)

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DiversosJanuary 1,2015 marked my death because I will be writing these boys' dirty thoughts, silly opinions and crazy advices