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Random / No FFS?

       Hey guys and girls! I've decided not to have the FFS for this update and just talk about random things with "THEBoys". So sit back and relax! 

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        Hey boys!  So, for the next update,  we're going to talk about random things. What's the first thing that comes into your mind when you hear the word "random"?

        Marcus:  sex!

        Sid: God M. Is there other thing that you think about aside from sex? Random for me is anything that you just talk about unintentionally. It'll just come out.

        Matt:  Yeah. Like a fart!

        Will: Dude, where the hell did that come from?

        Matt: Duh? Fart comes from the butt. I can't believe you didn't know that buddy.

       (There was a pregnant pause and the guys started laughing while Matt just stared at us in confusion)

        Matt: What the hell is funny?

        Sid: Wait..You weren't joking about the fart thing?

        Matt:  Ofcourse not! I was fucking serious. Fart comes out from the butt.... right?

        Marcus: Actually Matty. It comes out from the mouth.

       (We were all laughing out loud and it actually hurt my stomach)

        Alright! Guys, you're driving me crazy that I'm thinking of reconsidering my friendship with you.

 

     So I think we're all done with the word random which just ended to "fart".Now let's talk about your valentines day. How was it?

     

        (They had different responses . Some said fine,good, and "satisfying" which obviously came from M)

        Matt: I just slept you know.

        Marcus: Ah yeah? Because you didn't have a date Matt.

        Will: Why? Did u have a "date" M?

        Marcus: Well. If you would call lying on the bed with a hot girl a date, then I had one.

        Sid: Was it before or after you texted Clary to go out?

       (they stifled a laugh except for M who suddenly became busy with his phone .We waited for his response )

        Marcus: Fine! It was after I texted Clary. I mean, I was just trying to be nice you know. I don't want her to be alone on a valentines day. So I was like okay, I'm gonna text her if she wanna hangout, or eat somewhere. If she want some company in shopping or in buying her favorite books. You know... stuff like that.

        Wow Marcus! Is that how you summed up your text to me?
     
         Sid: Wait... What was his text?

 

         "Come here"
       (The guys threw empty bottles at Marcus)

        Sid: Marcus, you are upsetting dude.

        Matt: M! Where's your morality?