" Hey Taekookies , welcome back to our YouTube channel " Taehyung beemed out . " As you can see we were on a restaurant and we thought of doing a small night out vlog but my idiot bunny husband had to drink too much wine during the dinner that he is heavily drunk now " Tae finished out sighing yet chuckling at the end.
" Wat let me show our outfits to y'll , we're still inside the restaurant " Tae said .
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" I aM iNteRnaTioNaL pLayBoY hehe ~ " Jungkook slurred when Tae wore Jungkook the seatbelts in the passenger seat and then to himself.
" Baby you can't even talk about a random person instead of me everytime " Tae said chuckling.
" T-Tae tae I wan' icecweam.. " Jungkook said pouting . " Baby let's reach home first okay then I'll give you your favourite choco-chip ice cream ok bun ? " Tae said when Jungkook whined still started talking aBOuT randome things . Like...
" Baby y know thwey put musicc.. from the 50s and 60s in medicine commecialz...to appweal to the older generationz.. meaning sometwime in the fwuture..., Despazito will be playing on a commercial for laxatives sjsjjskkk " Jungkook somehow finished a big line and on top of that Tae looked at Jungkook weirdly thinking...
( The italics are Taehyung's mind thoughts so don't get confused and if you can't understand what drunk Kook told I'll comment the real one beside the drunk Koo moments )
" Are these the actual thoughts in his mind bruh who tf- did I marry nevermind this actually make sense what if he say is actually real sksjdjk " Tae thought in his mind when-
" Witchses hav' bwack catz becas..if thwey had wite...catz they would have wite catz hair all overr theirr cwothesss hehehe " Jungkook said again yet giggling more than last time.
" Wait how does that makes so much sense I gotta talk about this when he's sober I'll also call Minnie and Jin hyungie then we'll all gossip . Duh ! My hubby's got a smart brain " Tae thought yet again.
" Ok I'll listen to all those later and we all will gossip about that later ok bun now let's go upstairs " Tae already reached home and was struggling to get Jungkook out of the car caz he didn't wanted him to fall .
" Nuuu ywo pomished' mwee icee cweammm I wan' " Jungkook said whining loudly .
" Bun..? Tae...? Thank god you came ! I was going crazy at the thought of him drinking give him to me " Jin's aid opening the door of Taekook's house and taking Jungkook from Tae.
