Nothing Lasts Forever...

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"Tubbo, what's your favorite Undertale Soundtrack song? This may determine the rest of our entire friendship." Ranboo asked in a half-joking manner.

"SPEAR OF FUCKING JUSTICE!"

Ranboo gasped as if he was heavily offended "B-but w-what about Fallen Down-?" "Sorry boo, I don't cry over some white boy's brand <3"
"Hey Ranboo, can we head to my house my sisters probably think I've been sleeping with some dude from school." "But you have-?" "YOU DI-" Tubbo was cut off by someone behind him. "Ranboo, you had friends over, even better question, you have friends?" Sapnap asked. "Yes, and don't act like you don't bring and Karl over all the time without Niki's permission. "Touché-. anyways, hello boy that slept with my younger brother, I'm Sapnap." "Sapnap.." Ranboo said in a threatening way. "Oh, so I'm wrong?" At this point, Ranboo looked as if he could kill him with his bare fist. "HI SAPNAP I'M TUBBO! Nice to meet you but we really need to be going." Tubbo said that in a swift way trying to get Ranboo outside the door. "Ranboo we should go to my house-  sounds good am I right? Let's go!" Tubbo was speeding his words up trying to get Ranboo out the door. "Fine, let's go bo."
After a long silent ride, they had arrived at Tubbo's house. "I'M HOME BITCHES!" Tubbo yelled as they entered the house. "HE WAS AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE- ANOTHER POINT FOR TEAGAN!" Teagan laughed at Lani in her face, yep these two betted on almost everything Tubbo did cause why not? "BUT DID YOU SLEEP WITH HIM-?" Lani screamed trying to get her part of the bet correct. "Uhhh-" Tubbo stuttered literally not knowing how the fuck to answer. "Why do you guys always think that!" Tubbo asked sounding annoyed with his sisters. "Cause you're seventeen and a virgin?" Lani said sounding genuine. Tubbo just responded with a death glare grabbing Ranboo's arm who had just got out of the bathroom. "Ranboo can we go upstairs to my room?" "But we didn't get to meet your boyfriend-" Teagan said sadly giving a ':<' face. "Meet him later." Tubbo said annoyed. "Finee, alright now go lovebirds, me and Lani are going for a walk on the beach." Teagan notified them before the two left the room.
"I see we both agree our siblings are annoying?" Ranboo chuckled "Mhm.." "Awe, is my bo mad? "I'll fucking kill you," Tubbo said smiling. "Then prepare to fail your homework." Tubbo stops and gasps, " Fuck, you're right-. I'll save you for now..." Tubbo said giving Ranboo a kiss on the cheek. "I-i skdnsksjdj." Ranboo was a red tomato that needed speech therapy at the moment. "Boo are you okay, you're very red." Tubbo asked getting generally concerned. "B-B-BOO-?" Ranboo repeated. Ranboo.exe has stopped working.

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