Newborn-5 months
Being a baby fucking sucks. Like there is nothing to fucking do, like at all. I know I liked to sleep but damn, I'm tired of fucking sleeping. I'm guess I'm lucky that Isobel is not in my life, because now I don't have to suck on tities to get milk. Yay me.
Crawling is my only way to get around unless someone picks me up and carry me around. Damn I cant wait to start walking. I already tried and I busted my ass because of this heavy ass body.
I never really cried, because it takes too much energy. Oh, one time Miranda tried to kiss me on the mouth, bitch....... Lets just say she know to never try that shit again.
6 months- 1 year old
I started walking at 6 months because I got tired of crawling and hoes carrying me.
On my first birthday I planned on saying my first words. And I plan on it being one for the history books.
They just got done saying happy birthday and they have cake in front of me. 'time for the first words' I think. I was inspired by Grayson's phone calls. Everyone is in the living room talking about god knows what. "Elena did you like you birthday" Grayson asks smiling 'I'm about to wipe that smile off of your face' I thought.
"Fuck you" I say and then laughs innocently. Everyone stops and looks at me with shocked eyes. "Elena where did you learn that" Miranda asks with a tight smile. I point to Grayson with a innocent smile.
Long story short, Grayson got yelled at by Miranda for like an hour. 'That's what you get for experimenting on Enzo' I think. Which reminds me, when I get old enough to write, i need to write down the things that happened in the series so I can be prepared.
One of my priorities is getting Enzo getting out of that hell hole.
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Born As Elena Gilbert
ФанфикI never thought I would die and me reincarnated as Elena fucking Gilbert!!! She is My least favorite character. I'll make it my duty to fuck up this plot. You have soulmates in this book Disclaimer: I DON'T own the vampire diaries or it's character...