Shrek and Farquaad did not get along. They had both wanted the same woman. Fiona. Fiona was beautiful, with red hair, a green dress, and sometimes, green skin. Shrek had been the one to emerge victorious from the battle for winning Fiona's heart and hand in marriage, but sometimes he felt that Fiona only chose him because he was an ogre, like her, and was of course taller than farquaad. That and the fact he wasn't trying to eradicate fairy tale characters from the forest and throwing them into odorous little penitentiaries.
Things were a bit rocky in Shrek's marriage, and Shrek would sometimes find his mind slipping away to picture a little 4'6" man with a fresh hint of dark crusty stubble sprinkled upon his large chin like black pepper on a chicken breast. Sometimes he finds his mind craving the touch of a small pointy man rather than the curvy softness of his wife.
This fantasy would never come true though. Shrek couldn't leave his wife for the man he fought against for her. But could he? No. He can't. No matter how he longs for farquaad he can never have him. Never.
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Shrekquaad - A Shrek x Lord Farquaad Love Story UwU
RomanceShrek doesn't just let anyone in his swamp, but when his marriage starts to fail and his world collapses, Farquaad, his once love rival might become just the one he lets into his warm bubbling sticky swamp. Swamps, steam, romance, & a surprise cameo...
