Chapter Three!! (Finally lolol-)

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Alex POV

Luckily Pip should be sleep-

"Do you have any idea what time it is?!" He sat on the couch with his arms crossed. "Oof, since when did you become the parent?"

"You can't judge me for caring Pops!" he uncrossed his arms.

"Sure I can't, but I can judge you for that very clear hickey you're trying to conceal." I deadpanned. "Where is he?" he hangs his head in defeat. "You can come out now, he's not buying it.." And wouldn't I know it, George Eacker, walks out sheepishly. "Hey Mr. H..." he waves. "Hi George." I deadpanned. "Well, I was bored and lonely-"


"Title of your s3x tape." I said smugly.


"POPS." "MR. H" they said flusteredly. "Aww. Y'all are getting flustered. Adorable." I sigh. "Go upstairs, if I hear anything, you're out." George scratches his neck. "Yes sir." They quickly go upstairs to Pip's room. "G'Night Pops." "Night." I hear something rustle near me. "Nevermore?" he comes rushing to my side. I sigh. "Peggy get out of my snacks." Usually she would say something stupid. I sigh defeatedly. I take the ring off of one of my horns, I tremble a bit.

(lolol man's got Saiki K style powers),

"Lee. If you're here, come out now, I have my ring off so it won't be my fault if I kill you."

"Oh but, it will be, just like how YOU-"

"I DIDN'T MEAN TO."

"That was YOUR FAULT"

"ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE THAT RAPED ME."

"You should be lucky Phillip is John's kid. Otherwise, both of you would be dead."

"Go to Hell Lee."

I hear wind. I put the ring back on my horn and shudder. I turned on the light and nothing was there.

-time skip-

I wake up with something soft on my face "UGH NEVERMORE!!" I move him off of my face. I turn to him and scratch behind his ears. "Must you think comfort is on my face?" He nuzzles my cheek. "Ok Ok, c'mon, breakfast time for ya."

I fill Nevermore's bowl with yes, a small steak. I hear crunching. I look ovr and his face has opened up and he's eating. Good. "OW WHAT THE F-" I see Nevermore chewing on my tail. I lift my tail to see him still hanging on it. "Off." He stops and goes back to his breakfast. Phillip comes out with a shirt that is clearly not his. "...Nice shirt. Will your houseguest from last night join us for breakfast?" I ask, finishing up the pancakes I was making. "One, thanks he let me keep it. Two, no he had to go home last night. Three, why are the royal guards outside?" I spit out my coffee. (#There'syaspittakelolol-)

I go to the door and Thomas is standing right there. I opened it to make sure it was really him. "Hi!-" I slammed the door. "Holy sh*t!?!?!?!?" My phone rings, I pick it up and nervously stutter out. "...Herc, Pip can watch Natalie but I'm gonna need to call you back later.."

-2 minutes of opening and closing the door later-

Thomas stood there unamused, "May I speak now?" I nod slowly and hesitantly. Pip stood next to me. "One moment." I closed the door and turned to Pip and said "Remember when your Dad said "Smash his kneecaps and he'll talk." at your 3rd grade parent-teacher conference?

-quick flashback because, why not-

"Smash his kneecaps and he'll talk okay, I'm at a parent teacher conference!"

John says before turning to us.

"So you say Phillip likes Creative Writing? That's good!"

We all stayed silent. "John."

"Hm?"

"WHAT THE HELL."

-flashback over-

"Yeeeessss?" Pip says confused. "That was more normal than this.." "Dang, and you cussed him out when we got home!" I open the door. "Thomas it is 9:30, what are you doing here?" "I wanted to treat you to breakfast!" "...Can I come?" Pip interjects. "Sure!" Thomas happily agrees. Oh boy...

-at the royal palace for breakfast :3-

Phillip POV

So. Guess who wasn't allowed to take pictures. That sucks. Now what doesn't suck is burnt Eggo waffles for breakfast! Especially when I do it... Pops cooking is better than mine to be honest. "So Phillip, what profession do you take interest in?" The queen asks. "I do poetry and martial arts. My Pops says I take after my Dad." he shoots me a small smile. "IfI may ask, Alexander, what happened to your husband? John, correct?" "Uh, he uh, passed a while ago.." he says scratching the back of his neck. "Oh, my condolences." "Thank you..."

Well that could've gone better..

-time skip-

I flop on the couch, thank god for saturdays. However the prince was still with us?? The doorbell rings. Basically I have to babysit my uncle Laf and Herc's kids. Natalie and Julien while Pops is gone. I open the door to see two short kids and my uncle. "Hey Pip!" "Howdy." "Alright, I'll be back at nearly 3:45 ish." I nod. "Be good for Pip, okay?" Nat and Lien nod and their dad leaves. I close the door and lock it. The kids are shocked to see the prince playing around with the hanging ßplant. "Woah! IS THAT THE PRINCE!?" He nods and waves. "Hi! I'm Natalie! Are you cousins with my Papa Lafayette?" "Actually yes! However he chose the...more simple life since he's younger." My jaw dropped. "WHAT THE Ffffffrick." I forget there are CHILDREN HERE.

I hear my Pops open the door. "Pip! I'm home!" "Living room!" He waves at Nat and Julien. "Oh hello Alexander!" "Alex. Just Alex will do fine." He says before heading to his office. Thomas follows.

I wonder what he sees in him...

Besides being a prince, Thomas could actually be good for my pops. But then again, he's an introvert...wait they both are...why am I still talking to myself when Julien is wrestling-

"WAIT LIEN NO-"

"SILENCE COUSIN. FOR I SHALL BE THE VICTOR!"

"DO NOT KILL OUR PET JULIEN."

Meanwhile Natasha is just watching cartoons.


Oh my life...

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