The recovery

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I FINALLY UPDATED-

Alex POV

I've been doing well these last few weeks. I'm on anti-psychotic medication, my emotions are getting better, I might be pregnant...Sh!t I might be pregnant.. If I'm not, I definitely absolutely want Thomas to pump a baby in me. Deadpool reference...but we're not even married. F_CK YOU AUTHOR

(Suck my a$$ twink. -fixes the fourth wall-)

A lot has changed in my life. Thomas basically moved into my old house with me, kind of..now we just hang out at my house a lot. When he's not at his fancy castle. Mostly because he's a prince so if we go anywhere we either get paparazzied or his parents call the FBI. Sucks when your boyfriend is a famous King now.. Eh heh..people say time flies when you're having fun. Thomas and I are having fun but I want more than to be his supplier of fun. That sounds stupid. Oh well. I look at the sleeping Thomas next to me, he looks peaceful and his hair is fluffy..he's gonna kill me for this. I wrap a finger around one of bouncy dark brown curls, he groans slightly. "Alex, stop playing with my hair." he says, half asleep. "Well f-ck you too theeeeeen-" I feel him teasing a spot at the inner part of my thigh. "Hey! Hey! Hands to yourself mister!" I slap his hand. He chuckles "Pretty sure I do the f-cking~" I roll my eyes. "You do, but you're gentle on me." "Cause I'm literally twice your size, I don't wanna hurt you." I chuckle then give him a sweet peck. "Oh Tommy~ You're too sweet for me, you're gonna give me cavities~" He kisses the area near my neck. "Tom- ooh~" my legs rub together slightly. "Not now love, we gotta get up- THOMAS!" I say trying not to moan..and laugh. I smack him lightly. "Sorry, but it's your fault for tasting good." I chuckle. No arguing with that.

I get up and put the first thing I see on. "...Is that my shirt?" Thomas 'obliviously' asks. "It's mine now!" I wiggle my ^ss slightly to tease him. I whimper when I feel a smack "Ow! Tommy!" "...Sorry.." he says. "Forgiven, but don't do that."

We finally got up...15 minutes later...oh welllll. Thomas went back to his fancy castle and I..am at the store..adulting sucks.

LIKE REALLY SUCKS.

Like, really f_cking sucks. Oh well. I finish up then load the stuff in my car. My train of thought is interrupted when I see..Hercules calling me?

Alex: No I did not steal that..thing.

Yeeeeeeah I stole it. For context, a notori is kind of like a battery for magic wands.

Hercules: It's called a notori and no that's not why I'm calling. Open your texts.

He hangs up.

The f_ck??? I open my texts. Hercules sent me an article to a news website.

Oh.

My.

F-ck-knuckles.

Thomas POV

"WHY THE F_CK IS THIS IN PUBLIC?!"

"Not sure..."

I reread the god forsaken head title again. " "Thomas Jefferson newly minted King of Neocuria is said to be ENGAGED IN A SCANDALOUS DALLIANCE TO PEASANT AND COMMONWRITER AND NOVELIST ALEXANDER HAMILTON?!"

"Thomas! Horns!"

I look in the mirror and see my horns branching out and turning black. "SH!T." I calm myself down and they slowly revert back to normal. Then all of a sudden Alex calls me.

Alex: Thomas what the hell is going on!?

Thomas: I don't know! I just found out!

Alex: Paparazzi is swarming my house! This is not ideal for an introvert who doesn't like attention!

Thomas: Yet you have a praising kink.

Alex: Oh shut up you!

I could hear the absolute annoyance in his voice. Mission accomplished.

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