Donegan_Bane Well, my darling, that is a very good question.
Tbh I'd probably be you from our books so I could check you out naked in the mirror all the t-..
Okay. This is a PG.
We all know Erskine made that mistake last time.
I'd probably be Bilbo. He's small like me, likes consuming whiskey, lets not count the hairy feet, he's brave and I kinda am.. Uh yeah..
THERE BE DRAGONS.
Thank u for your question bby xx
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FanfictionI don't do no introductions ;) okay maybe... Important facts to know before asking stupid questions: 1. Yes, I am indeed a bloke. 2. I am a Monster Hunter 3. I'm not short, I'm just a Hobbit. 4. I am taken so don't get any ideas. 5. Why am I do...
