Ask Gracious O'Callahan

Did I date anyone before Val?

@fictionalcrushes
(How does everyone know about this now? What is this carnage?)
Um, yeah.. Yeah there were a couple.
*Blushes* I mean.. I'm not exactly a catch so only a few.
There was a farmer's daughter. Oh so simple and down to earth. Her name was Sarah.
And she, was Donegan's sister.
That didn't really go well.
I had another called Penny. I thought she was the one.
She had light eyes and light hair and listened to the beetles.
She was wonderful..
At least until I found out she was cheating on me and then miraculously dumped me for a hippy and went off to live in Mexico.
Hm.
Then there was Tanith Low, which I'm sure you've heard of. She was lovely but we just didn't work really. But she's with Ghastly now and I'm happy. Those two are awesome together.
Then I had a thing with Armageddon and that went... I'll have to admit quite well. But we ended up breaking for a number of reasons and she went off with Vex.
Also Awkward.
So yeah..
But now I have the most beautiful, intelligent and wonderful girl on the planet as mine and, hell, am I happy.
Cheers for your question ;)