Weirdest Monster I've ever hunted?

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@AaliyahBlackthrone
Oh good question!
Yes yo may have a hug you lovely person *hugs*
Um.. What apart from my girlfriend in 64?
Probably... Um.
Probably a werefrog.
I do love those things.
We were in the Brazilian jungle with a tribe and were tracking some sort of bird for the hell of tracking a bird.
It got late and this tribe allocated some space for us to make camp and so Donegan and I set up this tent. Later on Donegan decided we would do dares and dared me to go skinny dipping in this waterfall off the camp. I was like 'no you moron' but eventually accepted because when you're young YOLO comes into context.
So I was naked in this freezing pool of water and Bane was laughing his stupid head off when I heard this unusual croak which kinda sounded like a dog being strangled. Which is horrible so you can imagine how I felt.
Turned out, after around an hour of searching, to be this fuzzy frog thing.
We called him Marcus.
Marcus died last month under our care but in this time produced many a baby fuzz-frog and now we have an army.
Yo gaurd dawgs got nothin' on our amphibians ;)
Note: Marcus turned out to be a she-frog. We didn't want to mention the fact that what we thought was the male organ just happened to be a part of it's face.
Awkward.
Tanks for your question, kind person. :)
Have a sticker. xD

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