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The Rumor

"Ey, Bakuboo. Let's eat!"

A girl in a black catsuit clings her arm around the bicep of a famous explosion hero. The two were gaining so much attention and the guy hates every single minute he spent here. He wanted to shake her off but with the eyes that's following their every move, he can't.

"We're not here to eat, we're patrolling."

He reminded, firm and mad. He hates the fact that he still needs to tell her that when she should be fully aware. This woman just decided to drag him into a food court saying she had not eaten breakfast yet which he replied with a silent curse.

"Bae, it's daybreak. I'm sure there is a lot of pros around so chill."

She laughs at him again and pulled him to every stall her eyes will land. He's certain that she planned this all along. Bringing him to a crowded place and making him stick with her. There are a lot of eyes so he can't shake her off. It will just cause him another issue. And she knew that. Tsk.

"A villain will attack whenever he wants. There's no guarantee that they won't come out even in a large crowd."

Camie looks at him, a slight pout on her lips. Why is he so serious? Life is supposed to be fun! Looks like he doesn't have fun yet. Ah, he's missing a lot. Thank god, she's his roommate.

"Well, then it'll be their unlucky day because Dynamight is here to save the day! Right, Bakuboo? You will gonna blast them with this lit costume of yours."

She gave him a sweet smile, eyes twinkling and the man looks down at her disgustingly. Though he knew she's right, he still hates her and won't agree with her. He wondered what will happen if he blast through her face. Will she fight back? Hmm, worth thinking.

She continued to drag him along until they finally stopped in front of a stall. Dang, she's strong for a frail girl. Her grip was too tight, what the fuck?

"If I accidentally blast your face, I won't be sorry at all."

He mumbled, crossing his arms before looking away when he saw a camera flashing in their direction. Tsk. The paparazzi. He could have blasted them with his explosion but he fucking can't because he already did that before when they took a photo of him with round face without his permission. Even creating rumors about it. He ended up being suspended for two weeks. Tss.

Camie spoke and winked at the camera being pointed at her. She was even about to do a peace sign but Bakuboo lightly smack her hands down, telling her not to acknowledge them.

"Oh, you won't or I'll make an illusion of you in underwear here, fam." was her answer to his threat.

His nose emits fire at her threat. Did she just fucking threaten him? The best of all fucking best? The Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight? Looks like he should demonstrate why Murder should have been on his hero name. She must have a lot of guts to do so.

"I'll kill you before you can even do that, klutz."

He gave her a smile that shouts 'die!' while his palms were sparkling with little explosions. The girl turned her head to him, her mouth full and her cheeks looks like they are about to explode.

"Sure, fam. I'll love to."

Her voice came out as muffled because of her stuffed mouth and even the foods she was chewing were still spitting out on his face. Fucking disgusting, klutz.

He was about to give her a taste of her own medicine when he felt someone tugging his pants. His eyes shifted down with the scariest glare and saw a little boy, probably asking for his autograph.