Dracko Malfoots Journey Through Hoggywarts

Pwetty Eys

Hej so I'm Dracko 🥺🦶

I hav a cool mothjer uwu 🐍

An my daddy suvks relly.

I'm noq bordin de Hoggywarts Ezpres an I an tryin to get a Girllllfrend coz Jm cool. 💪

I qas sitting on a bench neurbi de Hoggywarts exprez an I sore a bootiful gurl 🤪

Sje waz goin to beee mi wife an I new itz there 🤏

Sje hitz herz sholder agenst a pilar 👺

I jus wanna giv hir mi cooties 🥺

Sje rubed hir sholder an set down next te mi 💃

Hawt.

"Hola Mi Amor, Hoggywarts two?" I said, casung hir moth to fal oupen.

Probs coz of mi hawt voice. 🥳

"Eh, hi? En yeah." Sje said.

Hawt.

"Iz u ok?" I asced, coz sje waz stil rubing hir arm. 🦶

"Sowwy?" Sji said.

"Iz sore yu hit ur sholder agenst Dat pilar, itz waz qite a hurd hitz." I said pwefectly 🥶

Sji loked embarased, sji tots liks mi. 🥵

"Oh- yez- uh-"

"Ur ys r pwetty." I said az I waz imagining kizzing hir. ☺

"Fanks." Sji said.

Y didn sje kiz mi? 👿

"R yu xcited fur Hoggywarts?" I asced.

"Very."

Xcuse mi? 💯

"Relly? Ins nawt ex-"

*the rest of his sentence is censored, because our Slytherink Baka, Dracko Malfoot was ashamed to have that here*

Anywayz, so bazicalys weve enemis noe 😈

I swill lik het doe.

I jus wnna hv het babis 😩