Dracko Malfoots Journey Through Hoggywarts

Werewolf Hickeys and Jesus Christ

So I entered the Forbidden Forest with Y/n 🤪

We got attacked by a werewolf 🤰

He bit me on my neck it was kinda smexy ngl 😩

I woke up in the hospital Wing and they said they might have to remove my pp 🥺

Then they said they were joking and only wanted to see how long my pp was 😔🔪

It's 0"9 inches they could've just asked 🙄⁉️

And Y/n died 😓

But then she resurrected? 🤪

They said her real same is Jesus or some shit idk 🌚

ANYWAYS

So apparently Jesus is Y/ns twin brother and they switched places when she got attacked so thats that ig 🥛

But I thought Hairy was her twin 🤨

Apparently not 🤪

Hairy had a threesome with Shreki and Dobby like- 😦

So me and Y/n had a threesome with Headwig 🕺

But Jesus walked in on us and said "Repent from ur sins you filthy idiots" 😋💦