Dracko Malfoots Journey Through Hoggywarts

Dracko Malfoot Saves The Day

Anyway, so I ran into dracothealbinoracoon / Hermit Gonger 🙄

I called her a mudblood cause she insulted me, like bitch tf you ain't getting away with that 💪

And then justadracosimp /Jameci and theodore_nott12 /Olly Phelpys beat me up like Ugh smh 🤧

So I shat on them 😻

And then Apple_Ferreett /The Half Blood Prince took them off me and made them eat my poop 😩

It was hawt 🤰

I think I like them too now 😦

But who do I choose? Shreky 💦 Y/n 💦 Jameci 💦 or Olly?💦

But I also gained feelings for justadracosimp /Dobby over the holidays as well 🥺

Is having a sixsome possible? 🐿

Then Hermit Gonger got petrified 💯

And I found this really crusty ass diary too btw 🥶

I said I was Draco Malfoy and he replied with "Bitch go away" so I started writing smut in it 🤪

And then he said "aight I'm done with this shit" and for some reason everyone who got petrified came back to life 😀🤏

And I hit Ginny Weasley over the head with my broomstick by accident and she got knocked out but they gave me an award for saving everyone because she opened the chamber?! 🤨

Hoggywarts is weird.

I can't wait to get on Thomas the train so I can go home 😩

I think I like Thomas the train too 🥺🥺🥺