Dracko Malfoots Journey Through Hoggywarts

Is Dracko Malfoot Prego?

So I'm now on the love of my life, Tommy the train and I saw none other than Y/n 😻🤏

I tried to kiss her and she said "no fuck off" so she obvs likes me 🙄💪

And then I saw Jameci and Olly, they gave me some kinda toilet seat 😻

They're hawt asf lawdy lawd 😩

BUT WHO DO I CHOOOSEEEEE

Shrek is out of the picture though now, I caught him sucking on theodore_nott12 /My fathers toes 🥺

But it's OK, everyone already luvs me 🥶

And then I shat on Pansy 🦍🤪

And she ate it and said "tastes like chocolate" and Blaise ate some too and said "👌...Good soup" 😚

And THEN I saw POTTAH...

He KIZZED Y/n on her cheek 🤨

They're brother and sister tho 👄

SO THEN- I kizzed her cheek but I missed and feel onto my face so I kissed her toes instead 😋

And my pants fell off and she said my but looked like snowballs ⚪⚪

Although she said it was clenched so idk 🐿

How do I know she said this? CAUSE SHE WAS LAUGHING ABOUT IT WITH HERMIT AND ministress_of_magic /HAIRY POTTY AND mintycondoms /WEASELBEE

SHE WAS TOTALLY CHECKING ME OUT 😩💦💦💦

Also I think I prego with Y/n's baby 👹

Mummy told me you can get prego by kissing someone you really love really hard 🥂

I DID THAT TO Y/N'S TOES AND I THREW UP- MORNING SICKNESS?! 🥺😻😻😻😻

Then when I got home Mummy said that I looked weird and that I needed to changed my hair so I got a mullet 😚👌

But she said "bitch tf is that" and she styled my hair her own way cause she said the bleach I was using wasn't toned- I mean- I don't bleach my hair, what? 🙃🤏